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t-theemenace.bsky.social
25 | UK | they/them | i’m both silly & goofy unfortunately Megan Thee Stallion’s footstool 🧎🏾 cancer☀️| capricorn🌙| sagittarius⬆️
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i genuinely think the hardest part of ramadan for me would be making food for iftar and not being able to taste as i go😭

when sean kingston said a girl was so beautiful he wanted to kill himself, i get it bc i feel the same way ab megan thee stallion😭😭😭

forgive me for not being too woke but i think we should tell people to kill themselves again👏🏾👏🏾

i wonder if profanity bot thinks nonce is a swear

i love telling people i hated breaking bad. i hated it sm🙂‍↕️

i keep planning holidays in the future so i don’t kms 🤗🤗

i really gotta incorporate more swearing into my posts (fuck shit pussy cunt dick)

listening to tame impala. did u know that’s just one guy🤯

not to be dramatic but i would commit various crimes for yum yums

what do u know ab eating a full tub of houmous for lunch😎

someone at work has a crush on me and i lowkey hate them for being weird about it

i just listened to euphoria by kendrick for the first time. i’m not a big enough hater, i need to work on that

why was i blessed with the most incompetent coworker ever🫤. fuck this guy fr

100 more in 2 days???? someone tell me to stfu omg😭

i need to lock in at work but my playlist is playing banger after banger and i wanna shake ass😔

i made it😌😌

went to get a coffee before work and the barista took my order and then walked away??? then served someone else🫤

i can’t believe i haven’t been swearing that much on here😔😔

i need to up my fucking game🗣️🗣️🗣️

i honestly believe that family ties is a song that can only be played at full volume

@profanity.accountant ok so i’m a follower

gm bloomfies🤗. the sun is shining, i’m not late to work and i’m gonna treat myself to a coffee🙂‍↕️

i fell asleep immediately after this😭

my tummy hurts😔

i need to lock in at work but WHY ARE RUGS SO EXPENSIVE??!??

going out for dinner and i’m gonna eat sm food🗣️🗣️

not to sound like a beg but i fear i need more uk bloomfies 🙂‍↕️

pickled onion crisps would fix me

sorry to still be talking ab it but saying megan thee stallion makes u feel aggressive is extremely weird behaviour bc she never has that vibe🫤🫤. the micro aggression wasn’t that micro

i really hate that red carpet interview with megan thee stallion where the girl says her music makes her feel ready to fight or smth???? has she ever listened to her music???

i hate to order my favourite crisps online bc i can’t find them anywhere where i live and i’ve been waiting for them to arrive😭😭

ignore my repost just now thnx😭

most stressful work month of the year rn and it feels like i’m the only one doing anything in my team🫤

✨111✨ intuition🙂‍↕️

morning bloomfies 🤗