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25 | UK | they/them | i’m both silly & goofy unfortunately Megan Thee Stallion’s footstool 🧎🏾 cancer☀️| capricorn🌙| sagittarius⬆️
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gn bloomfies✨🤗

submitted 33 minutes ago • 2 comments

i genuinely think the hardest part of ramadan for me would be making food for iftar and not being able to taste as i go😭

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

when sean kingston said a girl was so beautiful he wanted to kill himself, i get it bc i feel the same way ab megan thee stallion😭😭😭

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

forgive me for not being too woke but i think we should tell people to kill themselves again👏🏾👏🏾

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

i wonder if profanity bot thinks nonce is a swear

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i love telling people i hated breaking bad. i hated it sm🙂‍↕️

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

i keep planning holidays in the future so i don’t kms 🤗🤗

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i really gotta incorporate more swearing into my posts (fuck shit pussy cunt dick)

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

listening to tame impala. did u know that’s just one guy🤯

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

not to be dramatic but i would commit various crimes for yum yums

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

what do u know ab eating a full tub of houmous for lunch😎

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

someone at work has a crush on me and i lowkey hate them for being weird about it

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

i just listened to euphoria by kendrick for the first time. i’m not a big enough hater, i need to work on that

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

why was i blessed with the most incompetent coworker ever🫤. fuck this guy fr

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

100 more in 2 days???? someone tell me to stfu omg😭

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i need to lock in at work but my playlist is playing banger after banger and i wanna shake ass😔

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i made it😌😌

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

went to get a coffee before work and the barista took my order and then walked away??? then served someone else🫤

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

i can’t believe i haven’t been swearing that much on here😔😔

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

i need to up my fucking game🗣️🗣️🗣️

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

i honestly believe that family ties is a song that can only be played at full volume

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

@profanity.accountant ok so i’m a follower

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

gm bloomfies🤗. the sun is shining, i’m not late to work and i’m gonna treat myself to a coffee🙂‍↕️

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

i fell asleep immediately after this😭

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

my tummy hurts😔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i need to lock in at work but WHY ARE RUGS SO EXPENSIVE??!??

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

going out for dinner and i’m gonna eat sm food🗣️🗣️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

not to sound like a beg but i fear i need more uk bloomfies 🙂‍↕️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

pickled onion crisps would fix me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

sorry to still be talking ab it but saying megan thee stallion makes u feel aggressive is extremely weird behaviour bc she never has that vibe🫤🫤. the micro aggression wasn’t that micro

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i really hate that red carpet interview with megan thee stallion where the girl says her music makes her feel ready to fight or smth???? has she ever listened to her music???

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i hate to order my favourite crisps online bc i can’t find them anywhere where i live and i’ve been waiting for them to arrive😭😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ignore my repost just now thnx😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

most stressful work month of the year rn and it feels like i’m the only one doing anything in my team🫤

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

✨111✨ intuition🙂‍↕️

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