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"Cybertrucks and other Teslas can be set to record all the time in “Sentry” mode, meaning that these are not just trucks, they are surveillance devices on wheels." Reminder to MASK UP FOR HEALTH REASONS WHEN U DO ARTS AND CRAFTS ON THE ROAD

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stop using chatgpt. i can also use em dashes and lie to you

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It is a great time to not understand the stonks because I don’t need another thing right now.

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okkkkuuuurrrrrr

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Melissa Clark’s coriander baked chicken with brussel sprouts and golden beets over butternut squash polenta. Added toasted pepitas and some fresh chèvre from Harley Farms in Pescadero. 🍽️ real nice on a cold night.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I started reading this at 5 am today and boy it feels so right.

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We are witnessing a historic and frequently illegal dismantling of the government by the richest man in the world. Lets check in on the Congressional committee whose job it is to monitor what is happening in the executive branch:

submitted 9 days ago • 504 comments

eating French butter getting bibbendummy thicc 🧈🍽️

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Me at @dolphinclubsf.bsky.social trying to reset my brain.

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Innie? Outie? Sir, your bellybutton is none of my business.

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Elon Musk is calling for the CFPB's remaining account balance of $711,586,678 to be returned to the American taxpayers. That you give everyone $2-$3. But returning Elon Musk’s money to taxpayers would give everyone about $1,300 each.

submitted 22 days ago • 75 comments

Sighing about birds again

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Last Friday’s Alamo screening of The Monkey with the organ grinder himself, Osgood Perkins. Monkey see… 🥁 📽️ ❤️ #filmsky

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I took a rom-com spill tonight atop Nob Hill where my ankle and foot went different directions in a hole under a puddle and I landed on my own coat like I was my very own gentleman.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I set this profile up a while back and chose the Jaws headed image because it was funny placement and it’s a perfect movie. Now that it’s on the banned book list in Florida (at least in one county) it is extra cunt.

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Call your reps and BOO Elon any time you get the chance. www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/e...

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If avocados are fruit, is guacamole jam?

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Draymond gets his first foul with a minute left of the game. Who IS this guy?

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Out today in @foreignpolicy.com: I wrote about what will happen if there is an H5N1 pandemic with Robert F Kennedy, Jr. in charge of safeguarding the health of Americans. If H5N1 begins spreading human to human, the deaths will be counted in millions.🧵👇 foreignpolicy.com/2025/01/30/r...

submitted 34 days ago • 28 comments

Happy Lunar New Year to all the homies. 🍊 🐍 🪵 🧧 🧨 🏮 ✨

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t enjoy football. Though I did have a dream that Jalen Hurts drank a full glass of heavy cream and I patted him on the butt saying, “go get ‘em Tiger.”

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Worst Quality Crab on KALW! www.kalw.org

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It would be far too great a relief for this fucking guy to become so unpopular that someone in his own team “L**g*’s” him before we lose everything … unless?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Margaret Cho on Celebrity Jeopardy is such a delight.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Oh naurrrr I haven’t been logging my Letterboxd correctly 😑

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Also delighted to see “Ronald Reagan Sucked, Actually.” in Teen Vogue.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine revolution.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

It is *very* important to understand that Jews were never the only target of the 1930s Nazis and they are not the only targets of today’s Nazis. A Nazi salute is not only antisemitic. It is also racist, ableist, and queerphobic.

submitted 39 days ago • 114 comments

Intermission at the Brutalist: dude behind me just said “a lotta people hated the de young museum building when it opened. All that copper.” love you, sf. #filmsky 🎥📽️🎞️

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

They…turned off…National Institutes of Health grants? That’s nearly $50 billion of scientific research.

submitted 42 days ago • 256 comments

Babygirl in 4DX when???? #filmsky

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An incredibly well-researched piece on the horrors of Neil Gaiman. It is extremely upsetting and explicit. Please be careful reading it. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

submitted 51 days ago • 12 comments

🍽️ peanut curry tofu and vegetables time with fresh pea shoots and some freshly toasted pumpkin seeds on top 🫚🥜🧅🧄🫑🥦🥥🍋‍🟩 leftovers probably for breakfast on this chilly day

submitted 58 days ago • 15 comments

The library is the last good thing we have.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments