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tacoriddles.bsky.social
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there are a bunch of new books, zines, and stickers in the woodbine ave little free library—just an easy three-minute walk east of Tesoro 📚

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"Have them press 1 again." "Good." "Now, 3 minutes of silence." "Are they still there?" "Give them 18 minutes of pan flute." - Call Center Training

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Listen. All things considered, you're doing great.

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The millennial challenge of not knowing if a nap will make you feel better than ever before or far, far, far worse

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Bars should have claw machines with loose cigarettes and taquitos

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I had to go and get Jane Austen's Bookshelf after listening to @rebeccaromney.com talk with Jeff on @bookriotpod.bsky.social. Books about books are kryptonite

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It's come to my attention that some people believe you can't buy a new book until you've read the books you already have. Let me assure you, as both a lawyer and a writer, that this idea is legally and morally WRONG and BAD. Buy more books.

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And now, without further ado…

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men will literally hire an acting troupe to stage a reenactment of their father’s murder in order to catch the conscience of the king instead of go to therapy

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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

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I wish our bodies knew the difference between being hunted for sport and a Sunday afternoon

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normalize straying beyond the edge of the wood. normalize the song of quiet darkness that whispers down the shadowed path

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I don't know what you are going through today, what battles you might be facing, but what I do know is, it's laundry day, so do that, you'll feel better about life and it's bullshit in clean knickers.

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journalists: "graf" journalist understanders: "paragraph" my brain: "giraffe"

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Second base is when I take all my morning meds in front of you

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My definitively most millennial trait is that I still go to BuzzFeed dot com

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democrats always say they are going to fight like hell but we don’t even see them fighting like heck

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do you think the teletubbies watched 9/11 play out on tummyvision?

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am i even good enough to have imposter syndrome

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Lofi beats to ruin your whole life to

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I like that song I keep hearing, but I think if a woman told me I reminded her of Ted Mosby I would never recover.

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I think at least a few medieval monks had to be in love with each other

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i’m sorry

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It took Atlanta United 25 MLS games to score off a set piece last season. It took them 42 minutes this season.

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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

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I wish there were more stray banana peels in the vicinity of my distracted enemies.

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I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

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who up burninating they countryside

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Psst…You want to know about the NASA website that spells out your name in Landsat imagery. 🧪 landsat.gsfc.nasa.gov/apps/YourNam...

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Happy $5 sushi Wednesday to those who celebrate.

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POV: you're 32 or older

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In light of Breaking Bad guy wanting a return to genuinely admirable protagonists, what is your favorite example of one? I’d argue Picard from TNG is a really strong example in that he isn’t infallible but is unrelentingly concerned with the moral costs of decisions and the power placed in his hands

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i'm very naive, but ppl are too good to take advantage of me because of it

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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

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imagine if they had Diet Coke at the last supper

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I have a great idea- what if we capriciously ruined everything for no discernable reason

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You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

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The Project for Awesome is a very fun and silly but also important event that raises millions of dollars for global health and other charities voted on by YOU. It has just begun. Please join us at ProjectforAwesome.com/live

submitted 37 days ago • 95 comments

Keeping e-mail inbox tab open all day so I don't miss any heartfelt Valentine's messages from places I made a purchase twelve years ago.

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Who the hell put up all the Santa is Watching You Posters in Grant Park…in February?

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it's so important to lay on the ground

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