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Elon is going to roll out a swastika emoji any minute.

The lawmakers who invited January 6 traitors to the Capitol today should be immediately expelled for treason.

HELL YEAH! Congressman Jim McGovern TORE Speaker Mike Johnson a new for saying it wasn’t “his place” to question Trump’s January 6 pardon. “Not your place?? WHO THE HELL’S PLACE IS IT?” He said. “How about you stand with the officers who protected you and not a reality show wannabe dictator.” 💙

Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand. It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” ~President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, January 6, 1941

this will surely help the economy! 🤡

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

Who made this 🤣

Presidents should not be allowed to pardon people they egged on into committing their crimes. It's not forgiveness, it's lawlessness.

wait a damn minute

MELANIA TO STYLIST: "I vant to look like Spy from 'Mad' magazines."

Orange is the new stupid.

This is your brain on drugs.

Pope Francis slams Donald Trump for his plan to conduct large-scale deportation raids: “If it is true, it will be a disgrace, because it makes the poor wretches who have nothing pay the unpaid bill. It won’t do. This is not the way to solve things.”

4 years ago today, Kamala Harris became the first female Vice President in U.S. history.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Melania Trump has arrived.

Trump fully admits that Elon Musk rigged the election??

Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?

glad to have this little piece of safety on this absolute embarrassment of an inauguration day. fuck you donald trump <3

Trump smells like shit. That is what stupid smells like.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare

I bet Donald Trump is one of those 54% of Americans who read at a 6th grade or lower level. He would need someone to read this post to him.

here's today's post: "elderly Florida resident too frail to be outdoors in the cold" — cry me a river, cultists. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.

That felon guy, who started the ban on TikTok in 2020, is now going to “save” TikTok. People are so gullible! Those of us who are not are SO COOKED!

People being more upset about losing TikTok than the loss of democracy is pretty telling.

I’m so serious about this. Do not increase your time on meta platforms. In fact, over the next 48 hours, give your attention to somewhere else. Don’t reward Zuckerberg for this. 1/

I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.

Snoop may be the biggest sell-out of all time.

« Men of quality don’t fear equality »

The next four years are going to be tough. They are going to be scary. Trust me, I saw the inside of Trump world closer than most. I'm not going to stop doing my work, no matter what. We are going to get through this together. My only ask, don't get disenchanted. Don't run away. Stick with me here.

A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk. Follow me for more life hacks.

BREAKING NEWS: 81-year-old Congresswoman Kay Granger of Texas has been living in an assisted care facility after suffering a decline of her cognitive abilities. Granger’s last vote was cast on July 24 and she continues to receive a tax funded salary. Who else agrees we need term limits? ✋

One CEO gets shot and now all CEOs are scared to go back to the office. Imagine how our children feel going back to school.

BREAKING: NO IMMUNITY!!! Donald Trump does NOT have immunity from prosecution in the hush money case in which a Manhattan jury found him guilty earlier this year, Judge Juan Merchan just ruled. Donald Trump remains a felon.

Forever guilty on all counts.

This place isn't overrun by hate and doesn't deprioritize news and politics. So far, so good.