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me I derive a lot of joy from that, actually

Why are they all Democrats? Why TF are they all Democrats?? There have to be SOME Republicans that love freedom of speech??? Where are they?

I think Paul Williams and I might be the same person. We were both convinced that the living room was upstairs, when it turns out there is no upstairs.

I sent you the war plans that were in the group chat and which you were probably saving for select eyes Forgive me they were juicy and and I was shitfaced

Top tier, actually giggled, 10/10, no notes

Will no one rid, etc

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense. I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

Not surprisingly, Trump’s overall tax and tariff proposals would make the very rich much richer and working families poorer. If you earn less than $360,000 a year, your taxes are going to go way up. If you’re in the top 1%? Don’t worry. You’ll save big.

Nay, I am also from the pantry...!

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.

May you be ground in the gears of your own ambition

The CR passed in the House will provide a blank check for Trump and Musk to continue their savage war against working families, the elderly, children, the sick and the poor in order to lay the groundwork for massive tax breaks for billionaires. This is a bill I cannot support.

Narrator: There weren't any.

I hope you die, I hope we both die~☆

When i brought it up to my Trump-loving colleague, she said it was fine. That it was only illegal immigrants who brought it, caught it and would die, because no American would be unvaccinated. In case you were wondering why this doesn't register either.

Boooooo. I was already mad it was so many years out and now it's not even coming?? 0/10

This guy is going to politically persecute my ass off

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

This is me, spending my lunch break writing to Congress. Again.

The Onion is just making me sad lately...

I've thought about it. If I woke up in 1998, I would do two things. Raise public paranoia about plane hijackings to avert 9/11 and reset the entire timeline... and watch Boy Meets World as it aired.

You know that scene in PotC where the guy is like, "Shoot him." for one crime and follows up with, "Hang him!" for a different crime? Stuck in my head. No reason.

Elon Musk's team is expected to be granted access "imminently" to a system that houses sensitive taxpayer information, source tells CNN

CFPB's former chief technologist issues an urgent warning to the court that several years' worth of sensitive data is about to be destroyed, with damaging consequences storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Then the crowd tore him limb from limb and ate him, bare teeth on raw meat, until all that was left was a wet, reeking pile of hair, fabric and bones

Don't care if it works. Doing it anyway. www.newsweek.com/will-nationw...

NEW: My office is hearing that DOGE is now at the IRS. That means Musk's henchmen are in a position to dig through a trove of data about every taxpayer in America. And if your refund is delayed, they could very well be the reason.

Okay. You know it's bad when even I am out here writing my various Congresspeeps. Send help or send a meteor. Please and thank you.

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

“USAID-backed studies have been shuttered, data streams have dried up, researchers and technical staff have been fired or put on leave, a system to predict food crises has been muzzled, and a USAID-supported global health journal has stopped reviewing manuscripts.” From our @science.org news team 🧪

I hope that guy chokes on a pretzel. I hope all his friends do, too.

Hot Take: Taskmaster NZ S2 was only okay.

Amazon just got in trouble with consumer product safety for selling/distributing garbage products and has to issue recalls (via email on Fulfilled By Amazon purchases) and I really hope it sticks www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...

I... have the Mattress Discounters song in my head

Why is it spelled Davies and pronounced Davis?

Udon. ❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️

It's Ayame time!

What emotion do these invoke? Hopefully not fear 👼

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You know you've watched too much James Acaster when the voice in your head becomes James Acaster, and I really hope you're reading this in James Acaster's voice right now, because...