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Achievements were sort of the primordial engagement slop, I fear. No need to think through a games systems, why things are interesting or worth doing, if we just hand you a list and give you some tasty numbies.

The welcome tour thing almost makes me nostalgic with how petty it is. The most diehard, online gamers you know—who have no business spending the money to start with —raging over a $10 surcharge. Time IS a flat circle!

I understand that it is many people's job to analyze these things but the whole point is Trump is actually really fucking dumb and the people who work with him and for him are also really fucking dumb. A lot of people want it to be more than that but that's pretty much it.

thinking about how a lot of kids don't know that very chaste things often just get made as a design decision and has nothing to do with the chastity of the individuals making the game

how many fucking times is this nazi going to set foot in the U.S. and not get arrested

The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves theonion.com/the-doc...

There’s a couple good TV shows right now I’m going to catch up with, but I’m really envious of people that watched weekly. There’s so much seethe and cope over White Lotus and it seems SO fun.

“They call it Swiych 2 because you see the prices and Switch 2 [insert w/e]!!” *the crowd erupts in laughter and applause. I am the new host of The Tonight Show. I receive the medal of comedy. I am the funniest guy who ever lived.*

ASTRA, TRIGGER, ANBY

Bang goes the Trigger!

I know they’re trying to set up for a multiplat launch of Remake part 3, but SE should port Nier Replicant to Switch 2 also.

55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

MESSAGE TO CHINA. AMERICANS DO NOT READ: before the turn into the chinese century i just hope you know i’ve long been loyal to xi jinping mindset

This is all the ‘I’m a billionaire who pays people to play video games for me’ proof I need

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This is crazy because I was told very strictly and no uncertain terms that killing is never the solution.

Soulslikes are in the *exact* same space as MonHun clones were ten years ago where they’re mostly fine, serviceable, but the point of them is to compete with the real thing and that’s just not happening at all.

I was told Booker would be the spark that started the fire, but I guess the Dems matches were wet. lol. lmao

Val Kilmer was the total package. A poet & world-class actor who could do comedy as perfectly as drama. Top Gun, Top Secret, Tombstone, Real Genius, Heat, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Batman Forever and The Doors are formidable films. This one stings. #RIPValKilmer

RIP 💔

🎵🍃 #ffxiv #ffxivart #hythlodaeus

Can you eat poetic justice or

Sorry I’m confused, it’s Tuesday. Of course Corey and Booker are speaking tonight, it’s NXT

We’re so cooked bro, but I have time, so here it goes: They should not do anything “just for the kudos.” The very idea of that is *disgusting.*

If Booker is up there for 24 hours and not advocating for the same policy proposals Sanders would be, he’s wasting his breath. There are no stars in my eyes.

There’s nothing new here, just a commitment to another dubious, subjective statement. No one needs him to “do better”, they need him to commit to actual policies that improve lives in a material way. That’s what’s needed, not a Dem Party apology tour.

I keep saying there's a massive opportunity for any institution that loudly and proudly tells Trump to eat shit and I think that will only become more obvious with time