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Just finished up most of the content polls for my Patrons. I'm in a very different kind of mood this month. What sort of mood? Join the Patreon. Find out. links in pinned

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Why are all my Moots so damned attractive? It's getting hard to concentrate in here! not that this is a complaint of any kind...

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Sex work is degrading? Only if you pay for degradation, sweetie. Now pay up, shut up and off you jolly well fuck.

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My floggers are for flogging. My paddles are for paddling. My canes are used for caning. But my walking stick is just there to look cool and occasionally to give my step some rhythm. The right tool for the right job, and you'll be glad I know the difference.

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Sleepy cuddles, followed by sleepy wandering hands followed by sleepy foreplay followed by cuddlefuck, shower, breakfast and then to the Dungeon for a day of obedience training. Sound like a plan?

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I want to be good. I ought to be. But sometimes Like today The desire to misbehave is too seductive to be ignored.

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Full transparency, that's what I'd like to see you wearing...something basically transparent. Why hide you away?

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I want to teach you to sit, to beg, teach you patience enough to wait until I call you to run to me, and the patience and control to not cum until I tell you.

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I think what I want to do, as my retirement gig, is to open up a Puppy Rescue so I can always be surrounded by happy puppies living their best puppy-play lives.

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I'm giving serious thought to assigning you a number, stencilling it on your skin and only referring to you by those digits.

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I thought to myself "hop on the Social M|edia, say something sexy, hop off again" but my inner London is showing because all I can think of is: Knickers off, darlin', Daddy's Home!

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I have recently concluded that my preference between Kitten play and puppy play all comes down to who the kitten/puppy is. And how hard I have to work to persuaded them to be a good puppy for me.

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I have been away from this keyboard so long I forgot how to type. My fingers still remember how to do plenty of other things, though. Shall we work through a few? Together? Just to be sure I really do have that muscle memory.

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I rate boobs. I'm not going to ask to see yours and tell you if I like them or not, that would be creepy and parasocial. I just think boobs are great. You know, in fact as well as conceptually.

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A Knightly Order, perhaps for Paladins, for a fantasy game: The Order of Dragon Slayers. In the past, Dragons were a problem and so an order of chivalry rose specifically to help deal with them. Hunters to a man, but powered by an oath to defend the common people from dragons...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Rohypnol is tasteless, colourless and odourless. Can I buy you a drink?

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Roses are red My favourite cake is a Bundt If I ask you nicely Can I put my cock in your cunt?

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Roses are red Tom Cruise does his own stunts And it's come to my attention Elon Musk is a ... ...South African.

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Roses are red Except when they're not Turns out they come in all sorts of colours! It's a florist conspiracy! Do your own research, people!

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Roses are red Violets are blue At least that's what they tell me. I can't tell. I'm colourblind.

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I think about you mostly in curves: the undercurve of your breasts, the way your torso becomes waist becomes hips, the way your thigh muscles achieve that perfect tension moments before you orgasm...

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Something naughty for Reddit today. A script I first filled at the start of my career, remastered, rerecorded and all the better for more skill and better kit. Interested? You should be...

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Whatever you're wearing next to your skin right now should either be in a neat pile somewhere or in my hand, delivered neatly and eagerly. I can't say it any more clearly than that.

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That Puppy Play audio I mentioned? It's in early access on my Patreon. It'll come to PornHub later this month, possibly even Reddit. Link? In pinned, naturally, if you want to be a patron.

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Sometimes I feel like I should consult with Puppies before making a puppy play audio. But then I realise I just want to be surrounded by puppies, because who wouldn't be? , and I know exactly what to do already.

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I join the cast for this episode! youtu.be/laUaeENWGmE?...

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What's coming for free this month? I'm gonna be a Highwayman, and obedience train my puppy, and there's some Lucius Malfoy (script by @SnakeySmut ) and a remaster of some boot humping from way back in the day. You're going to be so...used...by the end of it all.

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