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while i was skipping down the sidewalk i dropped my huge lollipop into a puddle and splashed mud all over my sailor suit

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Remember: If unions didn’t matter, powerful corporations wouldn’t spend millions of dollars every year to stop workers from organizing. Keep up the fight.

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lonely farts club band

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is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it

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Horses are dumb animals. I have beaten several at mental challenges on several occasions. Often with very few hints.

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I’m gonna start posting more responsibly so my kid doesn’t grow up and find out I was a ratchet ass hoe on the internet

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wii is stored in the malls. i should’ve had this thought in 2011

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The word "moist" is considered to be the most hated word in the English language. Which leads me to ask, are none of you aware of "glean"?!

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[gilbert gottfried voice] if you had one shot, one opportunity

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It's been a rough week. Dealing with what may be cancer in my 14 yr old cat, Heidi. She'll see an internal medicine vet next Thursday. My heart hurts.

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Spared you my death spiral, please respond.

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In my wedding vows, the "in sickness" reference from "in sickness or in health" will refer to sick breakdance moves.

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Full o' falafel.

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Me: "I have this one horse." You: "Okay." Me: "It's brown" You: "I don't see what's so special about it." Me: "Me either." You: Me: You: Me: "I have this other horse too. It's gray." You: "Well that's a horse of a different color." /scene.

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Adult colouring books are great for relieving stress

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Why can't we just spell it brockly

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It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.

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[first day as an undercover cop] PERP: hey man you got any coke ME: *whispering into hidden earpiece* is pepsi ok

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Tonight I watched a documentary on boob lights, in case you've been wondering what I've been up to.

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Every single one of life’s problems can be solved by fleeing into the woods.

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I do my okayest

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[the wolf who ate Little Red Riding Hood and her Grandma scrolling BlueSky] there are two humans inside me lmfao

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*unleashes the kraken *the kraken runs off to play with the other krakens in the park

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*alien bursts through my chest *alien looks around *alien gets back in my chest

submitted 72 days ago • 7 comments

aw jeez what would a guy whos good at posting say

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It's a noisy day in the neighbourhood 🎶🎵

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ME: why is it called dental records and not tooth-factor authentication? DENTIST: *drills into my tongue*

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Me: No one likes me and I’m going to die alone ☹️ Also me: How can I make myself less approachable so people stop trying to talk to me? 🤔

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Shall i compare thee to a summers day? For thou maketh me sweaty and fucking irritable

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

You don't have to live like a refugee, Charlie Brown.

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I'd fuck Kill, marry Fuck, and kill Marry

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

😍😍😍

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Hot singles in your area are growing their summer penae.

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Why blame yourself when you can blame the bossa nova?

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Let the good end times roll.

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Everybody's twerking for the weekend.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

What I say here tonight is not up for debate Other debate team captain under their breath: "fuck he's good"

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