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tanninginheck.bsky.social
Minister - Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic. Don’t know, don’t care. Retired Puddle Pirate, septuagenarian Luddite. Not bad enough to burn in Hell so I’ll just tan in heck.
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Belleau Wood defined the USMC on the world stage, I hope that Los Angeles isn’t what defiles that legacy.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Western Washington stuff: Hamilton farm billboard on I5 is coming down. The Chehalis Tribe bought the land the sign was on. If you have driven between Seattle and Portland you have been blessed by the weird ass ramblings of the Hamilton farm sign.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

In 1933 Marine Corps Major General Smedley Butler, recipient of two Medals of Honor and the Marine Corps Brevet Medal, told Congress that a group of wealthy industrialists were planning the business coup to overthrow FDR and reshape the federal government.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Now we know what happens when you forget the tincture of tenderness. Instead of Milton you get Elon. For those of you that don’t remember dirt being a new product this is a Milton the Monster reference.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, Hey, rfk how many kids did you kill today

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

The constant stream of explosive Donorrhoea will never stop. I’m at a loss as to how a two bit carnival barker conman and his oligarch buddies can have such a following.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Mom is an American Coonhound and very tall. Dad is a Corgi who evidently had access to a ladder.

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump is just Musk’s assistant night manager.

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

My safe word is Meatloaf. I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

The bad thing about being the Laird of Heck is that I will be seeing a lot of deplorable people transiting through here on their way to their forever homes. I hope that Satan is geared up for that influx. Maybe we should build a wall.

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

Perhaps I won’t be tanning in heck in the afterlife. Satan @s8tan13.bsky.social is following me but Jesus @jesushchr1st.bsky.social and God @skeetofgod.bsky.social aren’t. Oh well, I can’t stand harp music.

submitted 206 days ago • 1 comment