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Creating Signal Joke Puff! Make a wish! Stickposter Bard #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk Enchanted Forest adjacent Lovable enemy of gnomes
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Not lookin good…

No kings, no masters, only mushrooms

*pushes nerd’s face into crystal ball* WHY ARE YOU SCRYING?

Time to whip em out! It’s #HotStickSaturday

you’re pretty cool…don’t go to the summoning ritual tomorrow night

I have a recurring nightmare in which I post dumb jokes to distract myself from the terror of being alive

Who up lusting over paint brushes?!

apparently friday the 13th tattoo deals do not apply to babies

I got a joke about the Ship of Theseus but I’m still putting it together

Who up workin on their silly little book? ✨🍄✨ #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk

They should invent a me who gets enough sleep

I found you a mushroom

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2LY_...

Rise. Shine. Crime.

I think if you look like this it's actually a crime NOT to be engaged in a French antique forgery scheme

Want to feel old? The movie 10,000 BC was set in 10,000 BC and filmed in 1966. A movie with a comparable time gap filmed today would be set in 1989

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8BVt...

Father’s Day is a big reminder I’ll never get to be the only thing I ever wanted to be

I don’t want to anymore

It seems like Kool Aid man would have just shattered on the outside of a house?

Faith is NOT a virtue!! When religious Faith is treated as superior to evidence or reason, people can be persuaded to believe anything, no matter how irrational or harmful. This inspires manipulation, dogma, & fanaticism. It justifies cruelty in the name of “higher” truth, or an imagined god.

Good morning logging on

Orange you glad it’s #MushroomMonday

Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday

Old man