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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

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Almost verbatim, unbelievable

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This is, without irony, the modern version of Cronkite saying Vietnam was unwinnable

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

we’ve reached the point where even a photo of Ms Rachel makes the baby go apeshit. when Ms Rachel finally says the activation phrase that awakens the child army she has been training we will be so fucked

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finally, the dirty work dirty cut exists and it’s in my hands and I watched it. lebron_smiling.jpg

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THE NEW YORK TIMES ETHICIST (watching Zone of Interest): haha nice. sick house

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I ruined the Proud Boys’ press conference 😂

submitted 1 day ago • 554 comments

YES

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I cannot possibly imagine being this smug about carrying water for one of the most vile people alive

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well I guess texas tech is texas toast at this point

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the oilers are so sick

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I hope Jessica Berman slips on a banana peel

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we love to see the edmonton oilers making the florida panthers looking like trash

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I would bet money that this man is trafficking csam

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your inability to hold hate in your heart for more than one person at a time is a skill issue and you should work on it instead of being proud like this

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love telling my friends about going to the doctor

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hey at least now I know for sure I have kidney stones (currently in my kidneys) AND I get to see a urologist next week. hooray for getting old

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My prevailing feeling these days is come on, man

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I'm glad these days are now pretty few and far between but on top of all my physical ailments I started my day with a massive explosive sob about Starka's last week or so with leukemia

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

submitted 2 days ago • 102 comments

My commitment to you is simple: I will fight relentlessly to defend our communities from this administration’s efforts to tear them apart. And I will counter their efforts to sow fear and chaos in Minneapolis with facts and evidence, not panic and confusion. vs. no you won't

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misophonia is a condition characterized by intense emotional reaction and sensitivity to spilling soup on your phone

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yet another friday

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waiting for 2AM EDT when Trump’s zooted on enough Diet Coke to tweet about Elon’s dick

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

the Indiana pacers

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obviously not the big deal today but this uefa nations league semifinal might be the stupidest soccer game I've ever seen

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oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

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the CIA has a chance to do the funniest thing rn

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funny how this, precisely this, happens to 100% of people who do business with either of those assholes

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Lol at Elon’s big reveal being that the world’s biggest pedophile is a pedophile

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

submitted 2 days ago • 83 comments

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

Ok now we’re cooking with gas

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Calling it now: narcissist infighting is the only American institution that will survive this administration

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There is sadly a 99.99% chance that Democratic strategists will say it’s bad to focus on Musk accusing Trump of being a pedophile

submitted 2 days ago • 63 comments

In retrospect maybe the Democrats should have put this in some ads after gawker published it in 2015

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments