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I was standing next to Eugene Mirman at the old Au Bon Pain in South Station (RIP) while we both waited for our breakfast sandwiches

at the doctor, again, whee

friweek

Israel is the only country bombing and attacking multiple countries in the Middle East right now and demanding you pray for their safety while doing it. Meanwhile western politicians are falling over themselves to do so

my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

I log off for like 3 hours and Israel attacked Iran? cripes man

you’re telling me that at the worst possible moment Donald Trump decided not to help somebody who’s done nothing but suck up to him

fun thing about my New Girl rewatch is Olivia Rodrigo as one of Jess's students

lmao I just got texted an obvious @joshforboston.bsky.social push poll. fuck you buddy, you don't even live here and yes we do want bike lanes you right wing shitwank

wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests

A great way for Senate Democrats to protest what’s going on is to not have almost 40% of the caucus keep voting to advance a money laundering bill.

what a piece of shit

it rules that there's not any single law enforcement agency—or law enforcement agent!—in the US that you could believe for one second has any intention of even trying to enforce any of the laws broken by the guys who bodyslammed and handcuffed a senator for asking a question at a press conference

so how about that world cup next year huh

man it's so cool that trump has basically declared war on one of the states

literally the first line of that poem

I got a letter from the government the other day, I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

(Everybody hates me on a visceral and personal level because I have a job crying about websites for a major newspaper) enjoy your ideological bubble

this is so emblematic of the differences of the centrist democrat and the leftist democrat. centrists have nothing to offer and have to rely on fear to gain power while the left actually has a vision for a better world, this is why centrists have to resort to this rhetoric

I’ve never seen an art piece so perfect to sum up the values of this campaign

All of this Bluesky discourse is so funny, I just use this like twitter and it has been exactly that, minus the Nazis.

the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home

i didn't know this month was slate's skill issue

i simply do not understand why anyone is expected to care if someone else isn't having a good time on this platform

rather than delete or correct this when called out on the obvious propaganda, he decided to turn off replies instead

I'm cryeing

in 1995 when Friends was sweeping the nation, my friends and i all obsessed over a funny mtv man-on-the-street segment where they asked people for their favorite kind of music and one guy said "The Rembrandts are my favorite kind of music." another guy said "Nivarna." that's riot fest's audience now

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

god bless the knicks for giving me something to laugh about in these trying times