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Republicans at the U.S.mint have removed the Capitol congressional gold medal from the website for purchase. What a disgrace, disservice, desecration, and betrayal to the sacrifices made by the officers who risked our lives defending the Capitol from the mob of trump supporters.

Fucking finally

It's absolutely insane that Elon Musk and his wrecking crew are saying they're firing entire swaths of our government infrastructure and the press are just like "oh that's sad but what are you gonna do, guess they're fired." It is batshit crazypants, and it's being covered like normal policy choices

ARE. ARE, YOU DUMBASS.

trump: I’m going to protect women women: no thank you trump: I’m gonna do it women: please don’t trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team women: what trump: and brought back andrew tate women: why trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

JFC. Like, literally, USAID was the counter to the Belt and Road Initiative, and removing it has opened up all sorts of opportunities for China to harm the US.

Ah yes, cutting down government waste by allowing hurricanes to demolish the Atlantic coast with no warning.

The National Weather Service has KY offices in Jackson, Paducah and Louisville. They’re the people who generate the data for weather forecasts you see on the news and who inform you of tornadoes and storms like the one that just caused flooding in all 120 counties

it used to be fun laughing at things like filthy frank being like "lol this is so outrageous and ridiculous no logical person would say or think these things" and then MAGA happened

i'm like a 9/11 joke away from regressing back to my high school meme page era antics

Oh no Ben baby what is you doin

HRT providers after you ask them about DHT and they have no idea what it is or how it works or what medications affect it

This is like a seminar on military tactics presented by GI Joe.

I think about this headline all of the time.

what is mans rambling about

damn dude that was incomprehensible but good luck with being divorced & sucks you’re in a k-hole or whatever

pim and charlie go through the car wash

I'll do you one better, People like YOU are why people hated Twitter pre-buyout. Digging up years old posts for the sake of pointless arguments to inflate your e-cocks, not questioning the nuances of why people view the world differently, assuming everyone holds the same viewpoints at all times.

Gotta love that you can get a waiver to not be banned if you're trans if... uh... you aren't and have never been trans? Just say that there are no waivers, ffs.

If you're wondering what form of predictable cope the MAGA crew has landed on to explain the numbers of people turning up at town halls, we're at the "a rich Jew is paying two leftist Jews to pay crisis actors to go to town halls in Eastern Oregon" level of cope.

The US has rapidly become the #1 global threat to every country in the world's economy, national security, and health, and it's going to get worse We need to take this extremely seriously, and act accordingly, because what the current administration is doing will affect the world for decades

This enrages me. & perhaps considering all of the other shit happening/targeting women & LGBTQ+ folks it’s weird for me to pinpoint this as a Pivotal Bad Thing, but… The US govt embracing & insisting on the return of a man that spews deeply misogynistic stuff & has trafficked women is scary telling

wow. and people still defend nintendo after this shit? god.

I'm heavily considering a good modern flip phone to help me disconnect from the online space a bit more (less distractions at work, no AI or surveillance, all that good stuff). Any good recommendations?

I said this the minute Bezos bought it. My Amazon addicted family thought I was full of shit. They still share wapo articles like it's some sort of validation for them being "intellectuals". Yeah, just stop it. NYT, LA Times, The Atlantic, they're all no longer "trusted sources" if they ever were.

Who are these 10 million people with $5,000,000 USD to simply dispose of on a residency permit and never see again? Do they exist in those numbers outside the rich tapestry of his imagination?

Very sad today to see the demise of my hometown newspaper. This is the paper whose publishers and editors had the guts to publish the Pentagon Papers and take on a corrupt POTUS. Now, you can have any opinion you want as long it aligns with those of the billionare oligarchs.

see this is why you don't mix drugs on the job

Updated: It is in a child. "The Texas Department of State Health Services is reporting the first death from measles in the ongoing outbreak in the South Plains and Panhandle regions. The school-aged child who was not vaccinated was hospitalized in Lubbock last week and tested positive for measles."

Hi I run a major newspaper and we're devoted to personal liberties and free markets. Please come read some of our fine op-eds such as 'trans people shouldn't exist', 'tariffs are awesome actually', 'voting rights aren't TECHNICALLY in the constitution' and 'women should shut the fuck up, honestly'.

bit of a shower thought but have yall ever realized right-wing extremists cause their own trust issues with facts and logic by normalizing lying and consciously defending lying with more lies like no shit they won't listen if we show them studies, they think we're lying because they are too.

cis ppl don't like being misgendered either hm? shouldn't have voted in a super vague law designed to discriminate against minorities you don't like.

My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

here's the chart of private sector job growth as joe biden led our recovery out of the trump slump. his treasury secretary is lying as they push us into the trumpcession.