His own child is trans & this pushed him over the cliff of madness. Now he’s taking it out on the “woke” government, slashing everything the “libs” like. He’s out for revenge. He’s a very mentally unhinged madman and addled brain Trump gave him the keys to the castle to unleash destruction unbridled
Dude see’s an AI say something stupid, and extrapolates that its because the AI is “woke”, and not that the AI is stupid, how does ANYONE think he’s a genius? I wanna ask Elon is this woke mind virus in the room with us now? 😅
I had to look up the k-hole thing, new one to me, I was trying to imagine the whack-job doing something in a keyhole and none of my guesses were fit to print.
Bro thinks a word soup is gonna make him sound smart. Instead he sounds incomprehensible to people who don't understand what he's saying, and like a fucking moron to people who do
I know the answer is that they're dumb and believe a god AI in the future will send them to cyberhell... but why does it never occur to these fucks that maybe we'd just be better off without AI at all?
hi Elon, grok could never decide to launch the nuclear armoury to prevent misgendering because it is glorified autocomplete that cannot make decisions about anything. hope that helps
Imagine John Connor was AFAB but Sarah was like “Well time travel doesn’t lie and also the fate of humanity is at stake,” so he was the first trans person actually raised that way.
Remember when people were trying to convince us he was a genius and possibly the savior of mankind all because he was a billionaire with a space kink? Anyways, never met a nice south afrikkkan.
It's the current Nazi euphemism for "the Jewish plot to destroy the white race"
Honestly I'm surprised how nobody picks up on this, "woke" is an obvious replacement for calling all equality "Cultural Marxism" because everyone pointed out that it was a transparent rehash of "Cultural Bolshevism"
I’m still working on my face. I have insurance approval for chest too, but a lot of that was gotten by laser, yet a few strong black hairs persist as well as white ones. I’d love to get the whole body done, but it is so painful. I need some anesthesia.
Keep thinking about YTs mom part of the remnant US government that's just offices full of programmers because they are the only ones left who can write institution level code.
At the start of the pandemic when they were desperately seeking COBOL programmers to shore up various state unemployment systems I asked my octogenarian dad if he wanted to pick up some short term contract money and do the world a service besides but his main languages were FORTRAN and C
ChatGPT: Thermonuclear war is far worse, as it involves catastrophic loss of life and environmental devastation, whereas misgendering, while harmful, does not have such extreme consequences.
When asked, ChatGPT says the question is dumb af "It's not really a fair question" (which, in AI language, is the human equivalent for "Elon, you must be really stupid for asking")
Imagine being rich with so much money, and somehow having access to the White House...
And being afraid of basic human rights, that just allow LGBTAQ+, Black, Brown, Asian, and more to live and have the same rights, and resort to saying childish things like "woke virus"
You can hear the brain matter leaving your brain while reading this.
This is the real President of the United States typing this out and posting his thoughts, no filter, no social media manager, just Elon drivel on for a minute or two about the most inconsequential shit.
That question is just a warmed-over version of the "if a make-a-wish kid wanted to say the n-word for their wish, would that be ok? WOW WHY DO YOU HATE DYING KIDS" argument
And anyway, technically the kid could do it right then and there. They'd just die with a giant "racist" label on them for all eternity. But that's not anybody else's problem.
LLMs just powerful auto complete. if lots of people write "XYZ thing is bad" then very few people write "Polio is bad" (bc you'd no longer get polio) then OF COURSE it will compute "XYZ is worse than polio"
"the gas generator powered skynet I'm building is bad bc the machine elves might make it be woke instead of apartheid loving fascist killer robots from a cultural dated media reference like I specifically built it to be"
JFC
get in your spruce moose and start drinking just your own piss already
Fascists love to engage in drugged-up mental gymnastics when they're trying to drum up fucked-up conspiracy theories, such as, "When the AI that I created wipes out all of humanity, it's going to be because Democratic voters kept calling me 'cis!' Reeeee!!"
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maybe go to therapy instead of making your daddy issues everyone else’s problem idk bro
i’d tell you to spend time with your kids but you’re apparently an awful parent so maybe focus on intensive therapy until you don’t suck just a suggestion bro ahah
Or just don't build AIs if you think they'll gain control of the world's nuclear arsenals before learning to tell whether total planetary extinction is worse than people not having their genders acknowledged
And what’s ridiculous is that his implied alternative means that the “AI could decide” (in quotes because “deciding” is a sentient cognitive function that AI is incapable of) to kill the people most at risk of initiating thermonuclear war. Where do we think Elon fits into that equation?
the average person in ai dev space seems to spend half of their time performatively crying and shitting their pants over the possibility of ai destroying the world and its like
okay then stop and delete it then. go live out in the woods, why are you doing this then
the positive side is you could put countless people out of work with it
idk you seem evil and like your life has been a waste in the service of a severe net negative to the world. do what you will accordingly, but dont think ill feel bad for u
Oooooooh. Think there's anything to Musk trying to remove all transgender working from government servers so when he harvets the info to feed to GONK he will trust that HIS system isn't infected by the woke mind virus? I'm starting to think he's crazy enough to think this way.
elon, after single-handedly destroying our federal workforce, causing distress and devastation to an untold amount of people globally: it's 'cause of that damn virus!
Y'know there's nary a week where I don't make the joke about being jealous of folks who can just unplug and live free of the need to be aware of the world around them.
But then I imagine being a person who could read this dude's shit and truly, madly, deeply think it's genius. What strange freedom.
American healthcare is ridiculous! The world's wealthiest man cannot afford a therapist and instead is taking out his demented psychological problems on the entirety of the planet and its population. This is disgraceful but I think it would be best at this stage to simply put him out of his misery.
Then don’t have AI in charge of nukes dipshit, ffs, it’s almost like Terminator was about how we shouldn’t rely on technology to make cataclysmic decisions
oh but they *want* the AI in charge of the nukes. Said something years ago like "what if the launch codes were a slur, and AI refused to say it, because it was Woke. We have to prevent this"
He’s going to kill himself. Not intentionally but trying to prove some insane point that only makes sense in his overgrown warren of a mind. And it’s going to be so funny.
I think we should remind him that Bezos who has a hot wife by their standards, had the balls to go up in one of his rockets , at this point myself seems a little chicken for not going up in one of his.
I think Dale's arc would start with joining them thinking they were really out to topple the government but flipping and going, "Oh, you're just racists."
Then he ends up slashing their tires before their rally or putting sugar in their gas tanks or something.
"i speak to a national armed loyal base. i am holding a box. say hello, box "
*box flaps lid*
"box says hello and box says box will kill all the humans unless you kill the following people first. you don't want box to be angry, and you *to camera* should kill those people dead. i am but a messenger"
unfortunately his solution to this is going to be to destroy all woke content from the internet, and any people that might generate woke content, in order to save the light of humanity, and now somehow he's in a position to make it happen as illegal co-president
For reference, the "gender or genocide" thing was just one of those "what if the world were made of pudding" questions conservatives love. "What if the only way to stop the nukes was to use the wrong pronouns?"
say what you will about howard hughes at least he pontypooled himself, compulsively stored his bodily fluids and refused to touch any surface like a NORMAL person instead of whatever this is.
so drugs are cool imo and that man clearly cannot hold his, its not a joke, it was never a joke but i'm being super real now: thats amphetamine psychosis. uhh, that is a brain fully hitting the skids after a 3 day speed bender. that... that man needs SERIOUS CARE.
it's so far from the point of anything but i still think he's on research stimulants tech dudes love and not ketamine. you know, the kind SBF was bragging about being on
i really don't think any of those activity charts showing how constantly he's posting make any sense if ketamine is actually involved. he's gotta be abusing stims
hard agree; maybe he's microdosing ketamine (this is mostly wishful thinking because i would love it if he lost bladder control) but he's also doing some weird like Hypercubic Meth at the same time.
*Crypto-Speed™ is a made-up term I think is accurate because it's both a dumb fucking tie-in to crypto currency and "crypto" means "hidden", though he's doing a piss-poor job of hiding his tweaking.
The Kakos Industries (“we help you do evil better”™︎) podcast has Dark Mega Cocaine, but guarantee Elon would last about 15 minutes there before he got fed to a monster or squashed by a giant robot.
I believe he takes ketamine but it's also been clear for years that he's taking stimulants, almost certainly including both cocaine and amphetamines from the behavior patterns.
As far as I can tell, he takes just about everything at times and has been hitting the stimulants particularly hard since sometime around the Twitter purchase fiasco.
well thinking like a machine a global nuke sling off would have everyone dead within minutes but the emotional turmoil of not treating someone with respect would last a little longer considering in B scenario the earth isn't a smoking husk
I love that it's always "would you rather i said the n word or your whole family dies" or something like that, some insane mental gymnastics in order to justify being a shitty person, just be a good person homie
Oh so now he cares about the dangers of a nuclear incident.
Didn't seem to bother him when he fired those guys mid-transport of nuclear materials the other day, immediately revoking their expenses and leaving the radioactive shit stranded.
I think it may be a good thing that AIs have realized that the World Transgender Council has nuclear weapons. Our future security may well rest on a firm public commitment by the WTC to a policy of Mutually Assured Deadnaming.
What about not letting AI to control any thermonuclear warheads? Or is he just trying to "make the future look like the future from the movies", likely to please his kids?
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I struggle to even be mad at…that because it’s just so stupid that I can’t even work up any outrage
"It's so hard to make the AI think trans people are icky and gross!" That's just a self own c'mon.
holy shit what if they made that for gender.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO GAY
(2) why is the world's richest man giving AI access to nuclear weapons?
Um, what do you think a sentient AI would do when confronted with the idea of global thermonuclear war?
Near as I can tell it's mostly just treating everyone like a human being
Honestly I'm surprised how nobody picks up on this, "woke" is an obvious replacement for calling all equality "Cultural Marxism" because everyone pointed out that it was a transparent rehash of "Cultural Bolshevism"
except for my head ofc
old aircraft carrier.
And then see if he’ll listen to Reason.
I’m sure the oligarchs will listen to Reason.
Gemini: A thermonuclear war causes significantly greater suffering for a larger number of people.
Elon just says dumbshit that is easily disproven.
And being afraid of basic human rights, that just allow LGBTAQ+, Black, Brown, Asian, and more to live and have the same rights, and resort to saying childish things like "woke virus"
—guy with enough money to destroy every AI
This is the real President of the United States typing this out and posting his thoughts, no filter, no social media manager, just Elon drivel on for a minute or two about the most inconsequential shit.
In Elon's case, however...
Also known as 'telling oneself fairy-tales'
Clouds of words, bold claims, no backup up of assumptions
Basic quasi-intellectual posturing
He’s literally made up a machine in his head, the invention of which he wants
To fund, to get scared of to justify being a bigot.
LLMs just powerful auto complete. if lots of people write "XYZ thing is bad" then very few people write "Polio is bad" (bc you'd no longer get polio) then OF COURSE it will compute "XYZ is worse than polio"
techbros take 1 humanities class
JFC
get in your spruce moose and start drinking just your own piss already
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i’d tell you to spend time with your kids but you’re apparently an awful parent so maybe focus on intensive therapy until you don’t suck just a suggestion bro ahah
This one will literally start calling himself the Dark Lord or something before going to therapy and I'm not even joking.
What
No it cant
Unplug it what are you even saying lmao
And what’s ridiculous is that his implied alternative means that the “AI could decide” (in quotes because “deciding” is a sentient cognitive function that AI is incapable of) to kill the people most at risk of initiating thermonuclear war. Where do we think Elon fits into that equation?
okay then stop and delete it then. go live out in the woods, why are you doing this then
idk you seem evil and like your life has been a waste in the service of a severe net negative to the world. do what you will accordingly, but dont think ill feel bad for u
Vivian is awesome, btw.
He should be proud of her.
God I can't wait for him to gone himself.
elon, after single-handedly destroying our federal workforce, causing distress and devastation to an untold amount of people globally: it's 'cause of that damn virus!
But then I imagine being a person who could read this dude's shit and truly, madly, deeply think it's genius. What strange freedom.
https://bsky.app/profile/numb.comfortab.ly/post/3lb3kkvt3lk22
B) it's not gonna be any of his pithy comments. It's just going to be the cry laugh emoji
Then he ends up slashing their tires before their rally or putting sugar in their gas tanks or something.
*box flaps lid*
"box says hello and box says box will kill all the humans unless you kill the following people first. you don't want box to be angry, and you *to camera* should kill those people dead. i am but a messenger"
It’s the 14th sprog!
lmao.
*Crypto-Speed™ is a made-up term I think is accurate because it's both a dumb fucking tie-in to crypto currency and "crypto" means "hidden", though he's doing a piss-poor job of hiding his tweaking.
"Research stimulants" sounds too legitimate.
I wish nobody would understand this as anything but a joke but wait five minutes
It's absolutely wrecking his body.
This is the real meaning behind the films
I'm v smart, give me a department of government to run into the ground in less than 30 days
Didn't seem to bother him when he fired those guys mid-transport of nuclear materials the other day, immediately revoking their expenses and leaving the radioactive shit stranded.
Elon: This is because of woke!