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Therapist: Do you have any thoughts on why you might be experiencing anxiety? Me, a Social Media Manager:

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

We're dropping our DEI policy as we seek to employ the most highly qualified candidates, which is why, going forward, we are only hiring applicants who went to ivy league schools because their rich dads donated money

Tell me your job with a meme 👩🏻‍💻

I’m doing my part 🫡

Not a fan of having physical attributes so for the next few weeks I've decided to become intangible. I'll respond to your emails when I return to my corporeal form.

It's not lost on me that the two Democratic electeds talking consistently to regular people right now are AOC and Jasmine Crockett. Dassit.

In a very genuine way we need to salute dudes like this who are just big guys in baseball caps who say things like “I’m a Christian so I think we should care about everybody”

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

Department of Giveliterallyallfederalfundsto Elonintheformofspacexandteslacontracts

Re: @mcuban.bsky.social , AI LLMs should be treated like your fun, albeit unreliable coworker. Great to brainstorm with, not a good source of information. Tends to be falsely confident, presenting a best guess as fact. It’s a sounding board more than a resource. (If you value accuracy, that is!)

As if 🍊💩🤡🐷 wouldn’t give all 10 Canadian provinces, 40 million people, a collective 1 electoral point LOL

I spent over 200 hours writing a book on penguins and the publisher refused it! they said I have to write it on paper!

Join 50501 in a National Day of Action on Monday, February 17th. We are reclaiming President's Day - a day that is supposed to be celebrating the Presidency. Unite to limit executive overreach. Find your protest at https://buff.ly/417VjtT, or create one.

It’s bullshit that federal employees have been fired, let go, etc from important agencies & crucial work Their new full time job should be creating good trouble, protesting, and researching new and inventive ways to stop this administration. Use what you’ve got: time

from now on church and state will be called "chate." or sturch." haven't decided yet they'll let us know

My parents causing the 12th recession of my adulthood to "light a fire under my ass" and "make me hustle"

Here’s an idea: a left wing party that actually does things 🤯

Cousin-fuckers not understanding the importance of biodiversity checks out, unfortunately

Liberals: Why don’t people understand these critical issues and keep voting in ways that directly negatively impacts them? NYTimes: paywall WSJ: paywall WaPo: paywall Business Insider: paywall The Guardian: paywall Fox News: open Newsmax: open OAN: open Liberals: It’s such a mystery.

Shocked that every racist I know “didn’t care for” the halftime show because they “can’t understand mumbling” Just so shocked

America is so whack right now that y'all have me rooting for Eagles.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Sir please be careful with that long-running tv show from the early 2000s, that ones load-bearing

You can’t buy love, but you can adopt it. It’s a great Caturday to visit a shelter near you and find your new best friend.

Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?

Kendrick Lamar has cemented himself as a rap legend this year - but he could take it a step further, become a historic figure, back up all that ego FOREVER. There’s just one thing he must do: He must humiliate Trump to his face during the Super Bowl performance.

Idk man maybe 2 things can be true at once. Crazy thought

Angry man: Why are their tampons in the men's restroom? How will I explain this to my children? Librarian: One reason why we do this is so that a man who has a spouse, partner or daughter with a menstruation emergency can grab one without having to ask Angry man: It just makes no sense!

In terms of how empires fall stories turning the whole thing over to a ketamine addled tech baron and a band of incel teens is probably one of the most pathetic options

Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.

one day humanity will view the brocolli haircut like the hitler stache

I’ve got the ‘Rona 😔

I know everyone on this website feels this way but I hate every mfer who elected - willingly chose - dictator-led, fascist America. Whether it was bc they didn’t read up, didn’t connect dots, didn’t know history, couldn’t recognize patterns, or are just evil. I hate them all the same.