tarheelphan.bsky.social
Public health scientist, dad to a pack of three girls and three dogs, recovering biochemist, and Unicorn/Pirate/Tar Heel/Blue Jay.
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Muffins (derogatory)
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Poop Cruise just means we have one more thing to do at work so watching that cannot be my recreation.
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He got a county in GA named for him that once upon a time had equal weight to Atlanta for electoral vote allocation, despite it having the same total population as my subdivision.
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It’s me. I’m cheese police.
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Gonna sue for infringing on my copyright for ouality Lngredient
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As was foretold when Mr Jones struck up a conversation with a black-haired flamenco dancer
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Until they are fried in beef tallow at least
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With an amicus from Betamax
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Tag yourself. I’m ROTATION.
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I moved from Philadelphia to rural western North Carolina at the end of 5th grade and I swear my peers and I did not speak the same language. In the years since I’ve translated more than once.
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Is that the Welsh pregame show?
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Funny looking squirrel
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Nestled among Journey, Kenny Loggins and Heart. I think the implied equivalency is the worst part.
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RBI FC is acceptable
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Legend
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True innovators for redefining corn dogs and chicken nuggets as “side dishes”
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As long as it’s coming from a computer in Cyprus
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No true Scotsman would ever suggest such a thing
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Sorry, the public health waiting list is too long. Tickborne illnesses will have to get in line and wait their turn.
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This is now officially the fewest degrees of separation I’ve ever had from a celebrity
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But still #1 in proximity to Doc’s bbq
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Is this the Home Run Derby? A binary outcome is absurd; far more likely it’s fouled off and they need a new one from the ump
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I just finished my third stint in grad school and I think I have finally exorcised the stupidity that kept me going back
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My kids call him Swampy
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Idiots?
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I’ll buy you green pens
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I am married in no small part thanks to an assist from John Donne
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So much of it is so disappointingly practical. Where’s the mink stole or mini trebuchet?