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WaPo cartoonist resigns after Post rejects her cartoon of billionaires paying tribute to Donald Trump, one of whom happens to be her boss, Jeff Bezos. Satire has literally died. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...

He looks amazing for 48. For the record, I am also 48.

BREAKING: Amnesty International says Israel is committing genocide in Gaza in new report:

BLACK FRIDAY POETRY SALE Here's an offer on Romantic poetry that won't cost you the earth — BYRON GET ONE FREE if you want your Wordsworth.

Hey everyone. Do you know what you don’t need. Sleep. Here’s Mr Blobby instead of Pennywise in IT. Pleasant dreams everyone. youtu.be/T9ium0Udtk8

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Simply one of the worst people in the world. A man without qualities

On my profile there’s a still of the man with the shopping bags halting a line of tanks in Tiananmen Sq because on 4/6/89 I smuggled the video out of the Beijing Hotel & lay for 30 mins in the gutter in Changan Ave with bullets flying round me before we sent them off to be broadcast round the world.

Bolognese are coming Bolognese are coming

Did you know that Florida upside down looks like the Grinch?

ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! 🤬

Edinburgh this morning... (If you zoom in above the houses, you'll see a faint outline of Edinburgh Castle!)

At least four people have been killed after five Israeli missiles flattened a residential building in a densely populated area in the heart of Beirut, state media reported ⤵️ aje.io/z77va6

Today’s poem celebrates Fibonacci Day. It’s called ‘Word Crunching’.

#SharePoint may still be one of the most flexible content platforms. Ignite introduces new features: Agents in SharePoint, flexible layouts, design ideas, automation, Agreements, and more! Catch the replay ▶️ ignite.microsoft.com/sessions/BRK...

If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

President Evil

We just had beef or salmon at ours.

I'm dying laughing. Scotland has a 3D gritter tracker and some of the names are hilarious. Sir David Attenbrrrrr 🤣 Sled Zepplin 🤣 experience.arcgis.com/experience/9...

The ICC arrest warrants must bring an end to Israel’s atrocities – and true accountability for all the guilty | Owen Jones

Zing!

LMAO Gaetz resigned from Congress and now withdrew his name for AG….this is the type winning I want for America

The ICC’s arrest warrants are long overdue. The Prime Minister & Foreign Secretary must immediately endorse this decision. That is the bare minimum. Will the UK government now, finally, honour its international obligations to prevent genocide and end all arms sales to Israel?

This shouldn’t be controversial. They are war criminals. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...

If I live a thousand years I’ll never understand how this period has been allowed to happen. The charges include using starvation as a method of warfare. International law must be upheld, agreed processes must be discharged. The UK must facilitate, without equivocation.

Time for Netanyahu to be arrested and Israel to be sanctioned by everyone.

What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before. But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

With a fully remote team of just 20 employees, Bluesky has surpassed 20 million users in its first year since opening to the public and is stealing thunder from rivals hundreds of times its size. At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.

The moment the new eruption in #Iceland began.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=faH3...

Here we go Bluesky: the already horrific Rees-Mogg reality show as a horror trailer.

Colosseum. Gladiators. Amphitheatres. Thursday. 9pm. Channel 5.