tatermort.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress

submitted 1 day ago • 91 comments

🥰

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Took my night meds at 3pm to see if they are what is keeping me from falling asleep at night. I fell asleep at 6pm. It is almost 2am. I have been up 3 hours and I can definitively say this is not the case. Experiment #001: Failure

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I see you. 🏳️‍⚧️ You do not need permission to exist. You are necessary & vital & worthy & loved. #TDOV

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.” -John Waters. #booksky #books #johnwaters

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The goal isn’t to build a beautiful system. The goal is to build something useful. Some people in rare moments do both, but that’s a short lived accident which will be fixed in the v2

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

At any given moment I have at least three different sets of D&D dice in my Amazon wish list waiting for them to go on sale. Same for dice bags/chests.. And books.. Always books 🥰

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

cocaine so white it unironically says “just gonna squeeze right past ya”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Be jelly folks... B JLY

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sleepy Eevee

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

Sleep is like getting a free trial at being dead but without the commitment.

submitted 3 days ago • 92 comments

The night was cold and dark. “Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

When somebody is explaining something and you know you could explain it better

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Always treasure the good times Because times are not always good

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There’s really not much to recommend adulthood except that occasionally you can decide to have ice cream for dinner.

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

If you happen to have PC/Xbox Game Pass I highly recommend "Brotato" A levels-based game where you just use one joy stick to maneuver a potato (wielding up to six weapons at a time) to fight off a persistent, neverending alien invasion? Yes please 🥹🥹

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I really freaking did

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I finally woke up 30 mins ago after being a zombie all day and, oh look now it's time to go back to sleep 😭

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

submitted 5 days ago • 112 comments

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

For the record, when I ask for advice I don't actually want advice. What I want is for somebody to blindly reinforce the potentially regrettable decision I already made when I was overstimulated and unsupervised. To be clear.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

My daily shrooms dose.. I just can't get enough of them

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, sorry I’m late. There were a bunch of other people on the road also driving to work on a Thursday morning for some reason.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press are rights that should be guaranteed to us by the constitution which we are founded under. No governing body should have the power to strip these away. If we lose them, we lose democracy. We mustn't lose them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"God alone knows how great it is. All I hope is that it is not too late. I am very much afraid that it is. We can only do our best." -Winston Churchill I thought it fitting in our present times.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The importance of good sleep should not be understated

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“There was only a pine tree, three pebbles and some dry grass.”

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

GOD: time to decide which things should cause allergies CHUBBY QUIET ANGEL: well I was thinking people should be allergic to bad things like unkindness and lying and fluorescent lighting and… GOD: flowers and kitty cats and peanut butter ANGEL: oh okay

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

Man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'yeah we don't really do anything about that anymore

submitted 6 days ago • 47 comments

“You know the purpose of this RPG isn’t to talk to every single elf in this tavern, right?” “I WANT TO KNOW THEIR STORIES, GAVIN!

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

can u imagine how badly jeffrey goldberg probably wanted to jump into the chat "this stuff is wild guys not gonna lie can not believe i was invited"

submitted 6 days ago • 453 comments

me looking at a mentally ill 20 year olds art: damn. i lost my edge. this is the kind of shit you can only make when you live in a big dirty house with five other people named things like “evelyn grace dogfucker” and “female beavis”

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

therapist: ok, so what’s your ideal relationship? me: im drawn into a web of violence and madness by a handsome, intelligent man. also im a guy too therapist: you’re describing the plot of Hannibal

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Good morning!

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

Im actually a lot of fun once you get to know me (5-7 years) then keep in touch despite my efforts to remain weird and distant (3-9 years) then reconnect when a former coworker of ours starts acting crazy online (1-2 years) then become my only remaining friend who I send my best memes to (2-4 years)

a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress

🥰

Took my night meds at 3pm to see if they are what is keeping me from falling asleep at night. I fell asleep at 6pm. It is almost 2am. I have been up 3 hours and I can definitively say this is not the case. Experiment #001: Failure

I see you. 🏳️‍⚧️ You do not need permission to exist. You are necessary & vital & worthy & loved. #TDOV

“Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.” -John Waters. #booksky #books #johnwaters

The goal isn’t to build a beautiful system. The goal is to build something useful. Some people in rare moments do both, but that’s a short lived accident which will be fixed in the v2

At any given moment I have at least three different sets of D&D dice in my Amazon wish list waiting for them to go on sale. Same for dice bags/chests.. And books.. Always books 🥰

cocaine so white it unironically says “just gonna squeeze right past ya”

Be jelly folks... B JLY

sleepy Eevee

Sleep is like getting a free trial at being dead but without the commitment.

The night was cold and dark. “Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”

When somebody is explaining something and you know you could explain it better

Always treasure the good times Because times are not always good

There’s really not much to recommend adulthood except that occasionally you can decide to have ice cream for dinner.

If you happen to have PC/Xbox Game Pass I highly recommend "Brotato" A levels-based game where you just use one joy stick to maneuver a potato (wielding up to six weapons at a time) to fight off a persistent, neverending alien invasion? Yes please 🥹🥹

I really freaking did

I finally woke up 30 mins ago after being a zombie all day and, oh look now it's time to go back to sleep 😭

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

For the record, when I ask for advice I don't actually want advice. What I want is for somebody to blindly reinforce the potentially regrettable decision I already made when I was overstimulated and unsupervised. To be clear.

My daily shrooms dose.. I just can't get enough of them

Hey, sorry I’m late. There were a bunch of other people on the road also driving to work on a Thursday morning for some reason.

Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press are rights that should be guaranteed to us by the constitution which we are founded under. No governing body should have the power to strip these away. If we lose them, we lose democracy. We mustn't lose them.

"God alone knows how great it is. All I hope is that it is not too late. I am very much afraid that it is. We can only do our best." -Winston Churchill I thought it fitting in our present times.

The importance of good sleep should not be understated

“There was only a pine tree, three pebbles and some dry grass.”

GOD: time to decide which things should cause allergies CHUBBY QUIET ANGEL: well I was thinking people should be allergic to bad things like unkindness and lying and fluorescent lighting and… GOD: flowers and kitty cats and peanut butter ANGEL: oh okay

Man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'yeah we don't really do anything about that anymore

“You know the purpose of this RPG isn’t to talk to every single elf in this tavern, right?” “I WANT TO KNOW THEIR STORIES, GAVIN!

can u imagine how badly jeffrey goldberg probably wanted to jump into the chat "this stuff is wild guys not gonna lie can not believe i was invited"

me looking at a mentally ill 20 year olds art: damn. i lost my edge. this is the kind of shit you can only make when you live in a big dirty house with five other people named things like “evelyn grace dogfucker” and “female beavis”

therapist: ok, so what’s your ideal relationship? me: im drawn into a web of violence and madness by a handsome, intelligent man. also im a guy too therapist: you’re describing the plot of Hannibal

Good morning!

Im actually a lot of fun once you get to know me (5-7 years) then keep in touch despite my efforts to remain weird and distant (3-9 years) then reconnect when a former coworker of ours starts acting crazy online (1-2 years) then become my only remaining friend who I send my best memes to (2-4 years)

Sunday bouquets

A bit of distance #art #watercolor #painting #landscape