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We are a tabloid serving the denizens of The Empire and The Enchanted Forest and their environs.
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I challenged the Little Red Riding Hood to a fist fight and I won. Bitch thought she could steal my look

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The timeline was getting to me, then I saw this and it was OK for a while.

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Ooh...what it about? 🤔

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Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.

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Any horses on blooskie?

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[forgetting the word tambourine] one musical frisbee please

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Gnomes in the Gnews:

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The Tall Tales Tattler: "Honestly feels like reading news from an abandoned homeland" Subscribe today!

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support your local small shitposters

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

how i start every day

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more wizardposting #wizardposting #orbs

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I wonder which side it'll be today

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what if the mushrooms don’t wanna be foraged

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I mean fuck, I like herbs, I like shrooms I like castin' hexes, I like magic, I like my brooms I like potion mixin and potion brewing and magic woods I like doin' magic woods shit, snort it, probably would (yeah)

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Egads, what is this foolishness!? #art #wizard #shirtcutmeme #ocart

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"Embrace The Mold!"

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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Recipes:

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Missing: Maniacal Mold!

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Goblins Love Biting Stinky Feet! New law prohibits Goblins from biting residents!

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#Gnomes #TemporalSurveillance #AIArt

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#GnomonTV "Tweeter" (2012) Science fiction action-thriller film about contract social media influencers called "tweeters" hired by criminal syndicates from the future to influence followers in the past. youtube.com/watch?v=eI3j... youtube.com/watch?v=5Btg... gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Tweeter

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I don't want to find joy in the ordinary, I want to find joy in a dark pact sealed with a fell creature under the light of strange stars

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logging on

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putting rubber ducks on the dash of my rascal scooter like it's a jeep before leading the goblin pride parade

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Recipes:

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The Tall Tales Tattler supports trans people and trans rights

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The Gnome of the Future says we're really in for it

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Came across a gnome. He was wearing a traffic cone as a hat. Caused mayhem on the road.

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I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

submitted 12 days ago • 178 comments

its fun when your gnomey eats too many magic mushrooms and you have to explain things to him like “bro, im telling you that’s not a dragon biting a mountain, it’s just a woodpecker making a hole in a tree”

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PSA:

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