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Shrimp Pride Flag 12 stripes for all the shrimp colors

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

jeff probst what the FUCK is club condo

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

lilac season never fails to put a smile on my face

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

springtime blooms & buds💖

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

felt very Big Brain tonight when I noticed white lotus using the same gregorian chant motif as death note

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

did anyone actually make sense of ava’s survivor themed filing system in the new #abbottelementary bc i did not but i am Obsessed

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

smelled like cum outside today which means bradford pear tree season has started 🙃 all my homies hate bradford pears

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

a weighted blanket is not enough i need to be squished by a hydraulic press

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

i am irrationally upset that NYT spelling bee does not count batman as a word

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

patricia arquette is the newest addition to my dream blunt rotation she seems like a hoot

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

yeah eff you anti birb spikes

submitted 48 days ago • 8 comments

been making bracelets with clients, unintentionally created this top notch combination of words

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

There are really only a few kinds of bird: adorblers, flutterbutts, darkwings, noctuvians, diveflumers, and the lesser & greater sonickers. leatherfeathers, blunderwings, and thrasherdoodles

submitted 51 days ago • 39 comments

ponder lettuce and shrimp

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

i promise it’s actually really easy to not make small talk about the rain (in seattle of all places), in an elevator, when the only other person (me) is wearing headphones

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

what’s your least favorite part of this season’s edit of #thetraitorsUS bc mine is whenever the camera lands on a shot of danielle and do that stupid flash of negative color,,, how does such a brief effect feel so heavy handed lmao

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

taken yesterday, in the morning these crocuses were budding and then by evening they’d started to bloom. i’ve come to really love tracking the local flora through the seasons

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

honestly can’t wait for jeff probst to eat his words when the fans vote to take his favorite dumb twists out of s50

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

if left to my own devices i would probably eat 10 string cheeses in one sitting

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

this afternoon my coworker showed up carrying about a foot-long patch of tree bark covered in moss. for her moss garden. she also had several clumps of moss in her pocket. in short, my coworkers rule

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

if carolyn wiger has no fans i’m dead, i love her sm

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

big time itching to go to build-a-bear ngl

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

HOW did I forget that pedro pascal was the guest star in that community zoom table read they did during lockdown

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I love that periodically we have group beef with whoever writes the NYT connections cuz what the actual fuck was that

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard.

submitted 72 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 9 comments

This is the tallest waterfall on the planet. #severance #twinpeaks

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments

getting back into #embroidery with a lil portrait of best girl Helly R Macro Data Refinement #severance #fanart

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

watching the #traitors cast lose their shit at the snakes has me rolling, ball pythons are such mild little babies but they freak ppl out so much😂

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Inner space walk

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

10 years ago this week, I started work on Tunic. The game wouldn't have been the success it was without LGBTQ+ folks, both devs and players. So, I'm matching donations to Trans Lifeline. If you can spare $5 (or more!) reply with your donation and I'll X2 it. Thank you! 💕 give.translifeline.org

submitted 80 days ago • 143 comments

my apartment building owner sent a text out to his tenants the other day,,, suggesting that we listen to his podcast,,, it’s laughable honestly

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

If I was president I’d get rid of the military and give every trans person a million dollars

submitted 82 days ago • 6 comments

modern art “need a rubik’s cube” - 2025 cardboard, paint, asphalt

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

i’m one unsolicited message away from cyberbullying my aunt for spreading hoaxes and misinformation on literally all of her social media🙃

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

can’t believe it took me until today to put together that britt lower has guest starred on it’s always sunny

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

i come to the traitors for the survivor contestants, but honestly one of my favorite parts of this season so far is discovering the absolute gem that is gabby windey

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

submitted 92 days ago • 309 comments