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taybaylor.bsky.social
Bonfire of My Vanity | Your grandpa saw my t1ts on Facebook | Your Neighborhood’s Emotional Terrorist
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i bet it feels amazing to absorb your twin in utero

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Thinking of a classic @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social right now

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if you dying and that dick a fist, call me

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i feel the most american when i’m burping and farting at the same time

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Men have ALWAYS been the chatty patty, messy bitches they portray women as.

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Hey sorry to bother you but what the fuck?

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i’m not gonna waste my energy on being surprised

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it would be insanely funny to tell eric adams he's been invited to go to space and then put him in a nasa training simulator until december

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Tops you know this your dick right Bottoms

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this would work on me tho

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lol if you got bari weiss as a friend on venmo i know you’re a piece of shit

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Bullying is effective.

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Wait, you’re telling me the worst possible person couldn’t win a mayoral primary with all the money in the world. Are we in the same timeline?! Fuck yeah, Mamdani!

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okay as scary as these sound, can everybody please understand that these people have absolutely no privileged knowledge, and - especially in the case of someone like Sal Khan - they often are just management consultants that go from meeting to meeting saying "okay great" and nothing else

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Despite what you're told, people actually love socialism.

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Sometimes you gotta meet crazy with crazy.

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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

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friend of mine had this idea for a tattoo that's been in my head for months

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i hope every influencer gains 20 pounds this summer and has a mental b about it

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under socialism, they’re gonna confiscate every broad’s jugs to combine into one gigantic communal knocker, and citizens will have to wait forever in line to honk it

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me when i’m telling my friends newwwww stooooories instead of my boring old ones that are my life

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me when i schedule the zoom meeting

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happy monday - and a big thank you to all the male coworkers who act inappropriately. you make it so much easier to sue big companies and make my goals of early retirement more attainable.

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I am not mad, I just hope your tall boyfriend dies in a plane crash

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

this but with some brass knuckles

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tfw people hate stalk me

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Sorry I can't come to your party I'd rather fuck myself

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the ivies are a fuckin racket and prestige is a trap

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. (Published Dec. 2024)

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Aileen Wuornos is my favorite serial killer bc she made straight white middle-aged men scared to go out alone

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i miss william friedkin every day

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Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

submitted 8 days ago • 112 comments

i am dumb enough to do all of this gimmie dat ceo ai position

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You need to get sexier and stronger and more dangerous

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

me n ur dad

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“You’re being really stupid not taking the male loneliness epidemic seriously, those boys will be pulled right into the arms of fascists.” Me, a woman in America:

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Titties so big, she thinks my pronoun is "those"

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The anti-abortion movement and what it has wrought is more horrifying than any horror movie. It is a rejection of the dignity of life and a mockery of human wellbeing

submitted 9 days ago • 171 comments

A photographer took a picture of people before and after telling them about Kristi Noem being rushed to the hospital:

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

gal, i am paying bills and having fun at home. yes i am dodging a process server, mind yours.

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when i finally accept the hate in my heart

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I’m fondly recalls smoking after sex years old.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

people with big boobs should be able to squeeze them real hard to zoom out of uncomfortable situations like a loose balloon

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I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.

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