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aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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They call him Reacher because he gets things off the top shelf for shorter people

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I love that we are all* just collectively getting off on this *except Toto Wolff

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Kraken Hockey is back, baby

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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A special sick girl edition of hot toddy season

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If I would hit you must acquit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Me watching The Musketeers: comparing it to the book, archetyping their hotness, guessing their zodiac signs, and critiquing how they pronounce the French names. (While also looking up the historic events on Wikipedia and making “where do I know that actor from” checks on IMDB, of course.)

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The Cal Raleigh model

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Once the US took the Trump call in the locker room, Canada was gonna win

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