taylorklong.bsky.social
aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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Yeah, don’t get me started on how dumb it is that I pay for Hulu and still have to watch ads.
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I’m sayinggggg. Anyone who doesn’t want to see that doesn’t like baseball, sorry.
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Yeah, I just hate paying for yet another streaming service.
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These are pro athletes and you think one afternoon of teeing off dingers is going to ruin their season? Please be serious.
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Yes
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Oh no
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I’ve seen a couple spoilers that already have me unable to take it remotely seriously so I feel like I’m just gonna laugh through the whole thing
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I don’t remember the book or film well except that the book was even more melodramatic than the movie but I remember thinking that pretty much everyone sucked as a person, including the boyfriend. But then if I looked like Anne Hathaway I’d be getting laid at every opportunity, so.
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Yr just like me fr
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Tysm 🥰
Also:
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Elordi is too hot and too dark and mysterious looking, Holland is also too hot but in the too wholesome looking way, Dickinson is just right.
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Yeah, I knew they’d put Boyhood at the top of Linklater’s catalog but there’s a reason why Before Sunset was the one that was in my personal Top 10
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Happy Birthday!
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I actually think Dickinson is perfect because it’s actually the swagger that really makes him hot
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Fuck yes
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I have a small walk-in closet in my bedroom butttt I also have a lot of clothes. I gave up some of the hanging space so that I could put my dresser in there because there isn’t room for it in the bedroom.
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That is also what I use my guest closet for (except it‘s the pants and sweatshirts in my wardrobe)
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One of my top turnoffs in both dates and friends tbh.
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You should do it, can always leave if it sucks!
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I had a penpal from Quebec when I was in French class and my French teacher was from Rouen and used to make fun of my penpal's French all the time
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wow and ty for posting it here so I could do the same
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Classic Griff moment
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❤️🩹
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That’s right 😎
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Forgot to report back, but - absolute banger, good recommendation.
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Why do I hear Sandstorm when I look at this image
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The link didn’t even work for me when I clicked it, classic Twitter moment
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That’s good shit
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Planned Parenthood is also the reason why I have had access to effective birth control for most of my life. Yearsssssss of the Pill and also my first IUD were all through Planned Parenthood.
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So I hear!
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Hulu has it now! I know what I’m watching tonight 😇
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Felix Hernandez says he’s seen this one before
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Same but he’s booked for like three or four other projects so it might be a minute 🙃
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It must be good because the wait for it is incredibly long. I should actually check and see if it’s streaming anywhere now because it wasn’t then, but I’ve been on the hold list for awhile 😆
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Friend
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I did not say I was judging! I literally added Kung Fu Panda to my library hold list after your enthusiastic recommendation okay?
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Dude
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Would
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Dude is lowkey very horny it’s just that there’s everything else going on that tends to overshadow that (intentionally, of course)
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Yeah, Mulholland Drive is a weird one but very good. Tough call between that and Blue Velvet for best Lynch for me. It’s also the very first movie I ever looked up online to see if anyone was discussing theories 🤓
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Evidence
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Both of those are also on my list, so naturally I recommend them, as well. I’m sure that’s the first time you’ve heard me say that about either one!