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Can you take my rocks too? My spouse would really appreciate it.
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The Deku tree is this way, you say?
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Will someone please think of the poor greatures wiki maintainers?
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Your dog sounds delicious
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Thousands of them.
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Follow me to increase boredom.
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*look at them goh
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This is some Annihilation-level body horror.
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Took me a couple hours to realize the last panel might be a dick joke.
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More like Rude Goldberg
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Music to burgle turts to.
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Trade in illegal goods or substances?
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If reincarnation could be proven, we'd be expected to pay off our past self's medical debt.
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Does that say "NUH", "ZUH", or is it an intentional superposition of both?
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Why does Pinocchio backwards look like Cyrillic?
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He was riding a motorcycle.
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It was broad daylight.
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We live in a soxiety.
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I believe I've found a solution to your "being flooded with people misunderstanding your position" problem. I've hired an independent third party to add clarifying alt text to my text posts. Alt text: This post is either delusional or very sarcastic.
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... in that order?
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A conlang with no purpose other than enabling palindromes is completely justified.
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Same
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When you put it like that...yes please!
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I found it.
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Don't they know it's dry January?
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If we can train models to find cancer in X-rays, someone must be training models to diagnose car trouble from an audio input. One day "sounds like you're dragging something" will pop up on my car console.
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(W)oof.
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Given how rarely I am pantsless in public IRL, you'd think that would tip me off, but no. Need to find some pants as casually as possible.
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My father, forgetting he's a wizard: "I've got your nose." Me, a confused child of 3: no longer able to say the word "no".
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Skill difference.
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Cold water and room-temperature water.
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These guerrilla marketing campaigns are getting more and more sophisticated.
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I'm just a vehicle for a gut biome. Who am I to intervene in whatever they've got going on?