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tdnewton.bsky.social
Product Manager at Smoothwall. Into edtech, Leeds United, conservation, photography. Try not to anger the cat. He/him. https://x.com/thomasnewton on "the other place"
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Downfall memes have been undefeated for nearly two decades

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

The sport brand for the sceptical Yorkshireman in your life

Me: dang those wings were spicy WebMD: you have cancer Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ

We spent decades doing research to produce mRNA vaccines, which could save millions of people from preventable deaths from countless diseases, and a conspiracy theorist with no medical background is going to throw it all away

Yates's on a Saturday night.

They've become a parody of themselves.

Containers of cyanide swilling around the North Sea are why you should be sceptical of any politician promising a bonfire of regulations.

LOL! For years, this was a tried and trusted business model in Abuja. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s become even more sophisticated now.

Born on this day in 1904, Dr. Seuss, who's best known as a children's author and illustrator. He also produced many political cartoons, several of which were massively racist (the anti-Japanese ones especially). But here are two about the rise of fascism in the US, published in the early 1940s...

After the inevitable robot takeover in 2035 (or thereabouts), I can see @visitwakefield.bsky.social 's posts becoming some kind of Rosetta Stone, the human resistance use to plant a virus in the evil AI bot hive mind 🤔

I've said it before, no doubt I'll be saying it again, Elon Musk is a stupid person's idea of a smart person.

I hope this finds you well

The frequency of crypto rugs pulls is hilarious. It's like playing "got your nose" with a baby.

Nailed it 🏆

Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.

This is an crucial point that is too often overlook in fossil fuel phase out convos Renewables needn’t replace all the coal, oil and gas we use bc most of it is just used to produce and move those fossil fuels around We need only replace useful energy: 37% of what we currently produce 🤯🧵👇

A little over a year ago I was in Texas, where I preached a sermon for an explicitly inclusive Episcopalian church which had made its home in a strip mall - we don't have them in the UK but it was just like those you see on TV, a parking lot with glass fronted units beside an enormous road.

No one doing it like @garbageday.email right now. The venom. The concision.

If I worked at a newspaper, I’d ask why we have to keep coming up with novel phrases like “mass detention camp” to describe Trump’s plans instead of using a more familiar term.

Currently delivering a very interesting session with the brilliant @tdnewton.bsky.social - if you are interested in filtering in education, it's well worth a watch when the link goes up later.

If you went to college, 1. What was your career goal when you started? 2. Your initial major? 3. If you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. What do you do now professionally 1. No idea 2. Chemistry 3. Computer science 4. Product manager

One of the things anyone with time should do is read their local consultations, because every single one is like this. The one for Kent flood defence was ‘everything is going to flood and we have no money or no authority to do anything about it’.

To the crowds cheering Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Agreement: Do you think you live on a different planet, which climate breakdown does not affect? Do you imagine only greens and progressives will be harmed by Earth systems collapse? Do you believe you can win an argument with physics?

call me petty but there’s no way i would play go karts with a dude that keeps capturing my gf and imprisoning her in his castle tbh.

The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???

Even if i didn't think it was BS, I'm not being lectured on 'masculinity' by a sentient toilet brush that got rich by inventing online stalking

Why this obsession with ‘I’ve got to go with my gut’? How do we retrain society away from this? You don’t have a ‘gut.’ Your ‘gut’ is anxiety, bias and received wisdom. Your gut is panicky and probably a little bit racist. Use your head instead.

ME: who lurks in the shadows of my bedroom? NOSFERATU: it’s Nosferatu ME: who? NOSFERATU: Nosferatu ME: I don’t understand what you’re saying NOSFERATU: I’m Nosferatu ME: NOSFERATU: *sighs* it’s Dracula ME: eek