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Condoms, Lawyers, and Unions, if someone tells you you don't need one, you absolutely need one

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It might be 2 months or two years but I think Elon will be unceremoniously sacked and much dysfunction blamed on him. There will be a belief that trump would fix everything if only he knew but there are "bad advisors"

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Pro tip: use a LOTO padlock on chastity cage so the sub isn't permitted to remove it due to H&S

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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

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For some reason my players seem to think that the anti-corruption Czar, whose name translates as gold cha-ching, is on the take.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

[smoking outside a club, flipping an estrogen syringe in my hand like it's a switchblade] "yeah man...I'm a womanizer...but not in the way you think"

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

I'm autistic, and having watched Elon at the inauguration, I can confidently say I've never accidentally done a natzi salute, it's actually really easy to avoid and not at all abilist to expect people not to sieg heil

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De-escalate every conflict that is not with the enemy!

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Fun fact, if you go to a wassail (pagan orchard blessings) wearing a floor length cloak people assume you're in charge

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Just saw someone on Insta refer to spaghetti all'assassina (assassin's spaghetti) as "spaghetti Mangione" and yup, that's what it's called now.

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Reader, the DWP has missed the deadline "DWP has to respond to your appeal by 27 December 2024. You’ll receive an email which explains what happens next, after they’ve responded. If DWP do not respond by this date then we will send them a reminder." Oh they just get a reminder.

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Apparently, you can use too many LOTR references during sexting.

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I made a gingerbread panopticon

submitted 62 days ago • 400 comments

Well, this is the second hottest thing I’ve heard all morning… 🫠

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

todays the day!!!!!! keep fighting, noble sun-eating wolves!!!! you can do it this time!!!!!!!!! eat that sun eat it eat it eat it eat it!!!!!!!!!! catach and eat the sun!!!!!!!!! eternal night, eternal winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you sun eating wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Lesser known problem with being polyam: you can't have the discussion of which people you have a free pass with if the situation ever arrose 😢

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It's amazing to me how far the bar for learning has fallen from the rigid "write an essay outline so it's easier to grade" to use a glorified chat bot to write the outline. Neither is good. We need to move passed grading as a way to learn

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When a Roman general won a great victory they were awarded a triumph: a glorious parade through the streets showing off all the captured loot, prisoners, etc. There was a slave behind the general whispering in his ear "Momento Mori" remember you will die, to try to keep the general's ego in check.

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I'm putting together a team

submitted 77 days ago • 37 comments

Remember, don't go to Macdonald's BDS has been proven to be effective against apartheid states!

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This year Spotify told me I was a stinky gremlin punk in winter but in late spring I became a lesbian

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