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tealeaf.bsky.social
They/them. polyam. Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.
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Prostate cancer really racking up Ws here

Fund a pro-state genocide, win prostate prizes

Partner: "have you put milk on the shopping list" Me: "yes, it's in the 1st position" The shopping list:

ADHey What Was That?

These guys really love the taste of boot (derogatory & not in a hot humiliation way)

*spreading my arms wide* I've had it up to here with people telling me "up to" implies a height not width!

I heard the pope is trans now I heard the pope is trans Yeah the pope is trans now We took him to the Vatican We even helped him pick out a new name LEO! @cheapdirtyhorse.bsky.social

I read this while giving blood today, not quite as appropriate as later in the book but close open.substack.com/pub/draculad...

On my way to the blood bank in a cape, to make a "deposit"

George Orwell didn't take a bullet through his neck fighting fascists for the Atlantic to say this with a straight face

Mental illness is a labour strategist advising triangulation with the right. Attacking minorities is as effective at improving lives as hiding from the world is at improving my mental health. And yet, gríma wormtongue drips poison into my ears

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes tankies

Happy first day of Dracula! open.substack.com/pub/draculad...

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

Enby who just watched conspiracy (2001) watching Andor S2E1 "I'm getting a lot of conspiracy vibes from this"

one of these on a collar if you're in a polycule to signify you are owned by multiple people

Ed Balls

April 25th!

Happy 2⁵ birthday @theabigailthorn.bsky.social a nice round number

John locke ass-skeet

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

American Lizz Truss

TERFs only experience womanhood as thankless toil and they resent trans women for actually enjoying it

>poll British gay people >ask them if they like trans people >get results >lesbians 84% positive >trans people 80% positive >lesbians like trans people more than trans people like trans people 😂