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teddyfiorino.bsky.social
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how do we fix this shit

i want trans rights. i want women's rights. i want healthcare. i want a job with the NPS. it feels like there's nothing we can do, how can we fight back?

Musk calls Mogensen the r-word after falsely claiming Biden abandoned ISS astronauts: The billionaire got into it with a Danish astronaut after they questioned his tale about astronauts stuck in space

roommates say i take up too much space in the fridge... there are six of us and im the only one who works full time, maybe i should get a little extra space since i cant just cook whenever but oh well. unrelated, anyone have a minifridge they don't want?

being trans in america is scary

Right wing authoritarians want to deport a bishop for quoting Jesus. Seriously! Thanks, @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

just had to pay 100 bucks out of pocket for a doctors appointment that is covered by my insurance and was over an hour late. luigi was right.

if you're looking for me, my old @ was tedpuke. this is my main!

(through gritted teeth) my life is good and i’m doing really well

It doesn't address problems facing Americans. In fact, it creates more problems. 😡

Bluesky has been flooded with automated reply bots - they'll offer a sort of confrontational opinion as a reply. They're pretty convincing and we all need to train ourselves to not reflexively reply to all responses until we check Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts

my top surgery date is in 14 days. My insurance might not pre approve me in time. If my surgery date gets pushed back 3 months, my insurance won't even COVER it by then. trans people are under attack even in the bluest of blue states.

so elon musk did a nazi salute twice on live television. and we're ok with it. got it.

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Going back to the 1960’s the XY/XX chromosomes classification made no historical, scientific, ethical, legal or social sense. Recognizing this,the IOC last engaged in chromosomal testing in 1996 Olympics, and formally banned the practice in 1999. twitter.com/kirstimiller...

Talk to your kids—especially your teen and preteen sons. The Oath Keepers are back with new leadership—leaked documents reveal they’re targeting youth to rebuild their image, with a focus on the Boy Scouts.

Pretty clear where this is going ….

the rich are the enemy. the rich are soulless husks with no real purpose or contribution to society. there is no way to become rich without trampling on people just as deserving if not more

When the ultra-wealthy have a front-row seat to our government, we all lose.

RFK, Jr. claimed his anti-vax work was a labor of love that cost him friendships. He said he’d never made money from it. But now he admits he made (checks notes) $1.2 million from it. How do you “forget” about that much money?

NEW: In a post claiming the people of Greenland are 'MAGA,' Trump shared a video of a Greenlandic man urging the U.S. to buy the territory. It turns out the man is a convicted drug smuggler and violent criminal.

every idiot who voted for trump better not have filled out their fafsas

Started… Going… and Gone.

Today, we honor the men and women of law enforcement who, on Jan 6, 2021, put their lives on the line to defend members of Congress, the Constitution, and the peaceful transfer of power. “This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.” — Elmer Davis 1/

Don’t let anyone lie about January 6th. It was an armed attack. They had pipe bombs, guns, Molotov cocktails, stun guns, a crossbow, hockey sticks, bats, flagpoles, pepper/bear spray, brass knuckles, scissors, screwdrivers, and an axe. More than 1,200 arrested. 117 for weapons/assaulting police.

You can't make this stuff up

Our standards are too fucking low. The bar is on the floor at this point!!!

TODAY’S EPISODE OF: WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU A Trump-supporting dairy farmer is still in denial about mass deportation threats and drops this gem: “Nobody will be producing food. Within two days, we will not have food. There will not be food anywhere.”

Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

The concentration of wealth in the hands of an elite few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy. When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice. The result is demagoguery and corruption.

My city. 😌🪅

FUN FACT: When my family takes holiday pictures, we're able to do it without everyone in the house holding an assault weapon and grinning like a psycho.

The only thing worse about the House Ethics committee report saying Matt Gaetz paid an underage girl for sex is the realization that so many other Republicans were ready to hide that shit. So. Fucking. Gross.

WEIRD, BUT TRUE: If Luigi Mangione had killed an unarmed homeless Black man instead of the white millionaire CEO of an insurance company, he could have gone to a football game with Elon Musk's co-President instead of facing life in prison.

help someone out this christmas, these are my pookie bears who have been working their asses off to keep what little they've got. if you have extra kindness in your heart, feel free to donate or spread the link gofund.me/b1c5775f

#EndGunViolenceNow Today...Madison Wisconsin A few days ago Sandy Hook Say ENOUGH Say it LOUD For your children IT'S THE GUNS

In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.