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teengenius.bsky.social
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

Traded my doomscrolling for doomflipping through books because I’d rather have my attention span off a glass screen and on tiny words that hurt my eyes just as much 🙂‍↕️ #bookhumor #socialmediadetox

This the ONE!!

My mom: *fervently denies my autism while asking me to turn off all the lights because they are “making noise” while obsessively sweeping because “floor crisplets” make her feet feel “wrong”*

As a meme historian, I am grateful every day that black folks finally made it to the Internet because we really had shit like philosoraptor that was the height of comedy for too many years. 9gag was thriving for too long. #blacksky

Dorothy really dropped into Oz and Glinda couldn’t even tell her “you really came at a terrible time, sis. i got a lot going on.“ so she sent her off with her bestie’s sister’s shoes, knowing that the wizard couldn’t do shit for her…

Do they have huddle houses outside of the south too?

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

The best part of bluesky is not just the peace and feeling like the early days of social media…it’s that there are no ads currently every damn where

I really really need to change my pics so everybody everybody know I’m black 😂

I truly love how the feed is just random thoughts, like it’s 2010 again

Imagine finding out your family is different for the first time on the new Twitter

Morning. ☕️

In 2016, I would often write in Salon that we're careening toward Idiocracy. My editor told me to stop writing that, so I did -- even though I was right about it.

turns out the best way to get this cat to not destroy all the toilet paper every night is to leave the Animal Channel on the tv so he spends his time planning how to catch the digital birds instead, if he ever gets a 2nd brain cell we're so screwed

Stunned #cat #catvideos

Do we post pictures of cats here or not?

Need more cat accounts to follow please!!