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Everytime you think you've lost all the sleep you can contemplating the crimes and the horrors they'll enable, a new contender wracks your psyche with a steel chair outta nowhere.

All comedy is ultimately ID vs. SUPEREGO. The classic example is to contrast something "highbrow" (superego) with something "taboo" or "base" (id) to a point of absurdity. For example a turd in a little tuxedo, or a dracula graduating from poop school sir this is an arby's fantastic haha fantastic

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Please watch this, please share with anyone and everyone that you want or know NEEDS to understand what is happening.

Here's our new episode about nonpartisan harm, from @moviehooligan.bsky.social. youtu.be/XCJIaxY46zo?...

I BROUGHT RECEIPTS BITCH Then I’m happy to process that return for you sir THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH Back to the original card? YES THE DEBIT THANK YOU BITCH

Bernie Sanders: "We're not only dealing with a move toward authoritarianism, we're dealing with what is new to America -- politicians have always lied, nothing new about that. But the level that we're seeing right now. The big lie, over and over again ... "

No hyperbole. If the powers that be don't do something, if nobody puts an end to him and his by removal from power, we're fucking cooked. If the only thing the enforcers enforce, are the decrees of a dictator, and NOT the upholding of the system of checks and balances THAT'S A FUCKING DICTATORSHIP.

Clearly we need a “bless you” equivalent for when people have a coughing spell. Some options: Let’s all calm down God soften that coughin’ We forgive you Hope it’s not throat cancer Free mask? Bad diaphragm! Bad! Stop contracting!

A coalition of news organizations said in a court filing that video exhibits from a Jan. 6 riot case had "disappeared" from a government platform that provided access to evidence used in court.

Based Hellboy.

"😍I wouldn't even need to be drunk to suck his dick!!!!♥️♥️♥️"

Finally, the birthday present I've always wanted 🤞😩

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trying to remember that shitty art is better than no art so I gotta just draw whatever and not worry about it. can't get better if I'm not even doing it at all

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

THIIS IS INSANE IS THIS REAL??? abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

Just saw this posted on FB and had to share.

Okay. So what the fuck are we supposed to eat?? I know they mean to deregulate evey industry and sector they can but like, is this widespread outbreak of every food-born illness a result of that or is it something else? I'm poor as fuck, my food options are already very limited.

Brisbane, Australia.

US: We have historically been strong allies in the region and that's not changing. America and Israel remain allies. We're so close we finish each others'- Israel: -genocides? They high five, announce cars will now all be cybertrucks that run on ground-up dissenters & poors Press: this is okay

ICE just adopted new policies making it harder for Congress to prevent deportations, per memo leaked to me:

Gov JB Pritzker (R-IL) signs order prohibiting Jan 6 rioters from state employment in Illinois: “I hereby direct CMS to apply the State Personnel Code and consider any participation in the January 6 insurrection as infamous and disgraceful conduct that is antithetical to the mission of the State”

Anyone else struggling to maintain the balance between staying informed and going insane?

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Ordering a pizza $40 Having it delivered $5 Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home Sliceless

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Excellent post

This is still happening. We all know about it, have for so long. Yet it is still happening. Why do so many think the world would come to our aid here in the states, when no one is stoping THIS?

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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

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We're hostages held at gunpoint by the most disgusting, weak, and despicable humans on the planet, and every pathetic boot-licker getting up every day to do their bidding and enforce their will. No one's coming to save us. We'll have to do it ourselves, and it's terrifying.

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