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She let me hit because I’m annoying

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Fuckin uh people tierlist A tier: Andersen Silva C tier: everyone else I think

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Thank you Philadelphia for declaring war on Philadelphia

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Every time a woman shaves her bush an angel loses its wings send post

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Arts and Crafts I’m sniffing paint and huffing glue

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The quality and volume of my posts is directly proportional to how bad my mental health presently is

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The contents of my skull could be described as a soup of sorts

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Owed me $5 so I killed him with the Dim Mak touch of death

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It's always projection.

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Awesome seeing how many people are jumping ship to bluesky

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Gay mosquito

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The mother of all huffs is just out there waiting for us and it’s name is the gas giant Jupiter

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Quote of shame

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Capitalism would be awesome if I was the guy up top

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The 9 blackens my soul and fills my heart with dread, forged in the fires of mount doom this Glock will rule all of Camden

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FedExed that broke boy first class to the father no returns

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Garnish my food with antimatter my waste is worth the gdp of the United States 3 times over

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I’m a lab rat I’m mainlining drain cleaner 3 bottles at a time

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There is shit in my system unknown to science

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It’s called dedication, it’s not an addiction, and buddy let me tell you am I dedicated to cranking it

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I’d kill a man for a whiff of cooter I’m really on that shit

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I can’t think of anything funny to post :(

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Taylor Swift fans are the same as Elon fans to me

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Trump got shot because of woke

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Invoking castle doctrine to shoot a home invader (Neighbour who accidentally mowed the edge of my lawn)

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Bluesky porn renaissance when

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Supportive but not quite understanding father who just learned about ‘queerbaiting’ “Hey son can you hand me another shad, heh I guess we’re queerbaiting” “Dad that’s not what that means” “Quiet you’ll scare the fish”

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Living with someone who is constantly very loudly and audibly complaining small things may easily be the worst thing ever.

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She let me hit because I’m polite, used my please and thank you’s

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RFK jr needs to answer the bigger questions. He said he wouldn’t eat someone but what if he was trapped on an island with someone and the only way to survive would be to eat that person, what then Junior?

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JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

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She let me hit because I’m annoying

Fuckin uh people tierlist A tier: Andersen Silva C tier: everyone else I think

Thank you Philadelphia for declaring war on Philadelphia

Every time a woman shaves her bush an angel loses its wings send post

Arts and Crafts I’m sniffing paint and huffing glue

The quality and volume of my posts is directly proportional to how bad my mental health presently is

The contents of my skull could be described as a soup of sorts

Owed me $5 so I killed him with the Dim Mak touch of death

It's always projection.

Awesome seeing how many people are jumping ship to bluesky

Gay mosquito

The mother of all huffs is just out there waiting for us and it’s name is the gas giant Jupiter

Quote of shame

Capitalism would be awesome if I was the guy up top

The 9 blackens my soul and fills my heart with dread, forged in the fires of mount doom this Glock will rule all of Camden

FedExed that broke boy first class to the father no returns

Garnish my food with antimatter my waste is worth the gdp of the United States 3 times over

I’m a lab rat I’m mainlining drain cleaner 3 bottles at a time

There is shit in my system unknown to science

It’s called dedication, it’s not an addiction, and buddy let me tell you am I dedicated to cranking it

I’d kill a man for a whiff of cooter I’m really on that shit

I can’t think of anything funny to post :(

Taylor Swift fans are the same as Elon fans to me

Trump got shot because of woke

Invoking castle doctrine to shoot a home invader (Neighbour who accidentally mowed the edge of my lawn)

Bluesky porn renaissance when

Supportive but not quite understanding father who just learned about ‘queerbaiting’ “Hey son can you hand me another shad, heh I guess we’re queerbaiting” “Dad that’s not what that means” “Quiet you’ll scare the fish”

Living with someone who is constantly very loudly and audibly complaining small things may easily be the worst thing ever.

She let me hit because I’m polite, used my please and thank you’s

RFK jr needs to answer the bigger questions. He said he wouldn’t eat someone but what if he was trapped on an island with someone and the only way to survive would be to eat that person, what then Junior?

JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

I think RFK has this election in the bag the other two candidates haven't said they wouldn't eat a human

Joe Biden should use his Presidential immunity to do something really funny

Kill YOU with a HAMMER

We need an older presidential candidate tbh, someone with some real experience