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bitches love me for my ceaseless optimism

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That new season feeling. Survivor 48 starts tonight! #Survivor #Survivor48

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Have you heard the Survivor tribe names? It's Tubu. It's literally Hebe. It's Pudi. It's literally Dipi. You can probably see that it's Wino. Dude it's Gumy. It was originally Fibo. It's Poob. It's a tribe called Poob. You can go to Poob tribe and watch them play.

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"I don't know if they knew I was throwing it but I could care less because we need to start getting rid of some of the snakes in our tribe. So, um, basically I'm a badass, and a manipulator of this game. (laughs)" #Survivor #SurvivorSanJuanDelSur

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when youre a kid and you find out a million is a number youre like hoooooly shit

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Crankin it upside down in the back of a chevrolet silverado zr2 while its in neutral and the rope sends it barreling forward into lake michigan. I roll out the side and swim all the way to its namesake. Welcome to thumb world motherfucker

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Gonna start thinking through every word I say like Im Light Yagami from Death Note

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They hate me for my wizard yaoi

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jeff sitting in his little fijian mansion w home gym watching the results pour in that we want rosie o’donnell to host 50

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the fans are somehow gonna vote for jeff to say “come on in, guys!” again

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my unwokest opinion is that i just don’t like korra. on a personal level, and i don’t like her show. just a failure in every sense following atla

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The Amazing Race season 5 is in the top 3 best seasons of reality tv - ever.

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its ok to leave a waddle dee in a hot car

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Oh my god it’s so hard constantly travelling all over the world when will the working class down in the mines realize how BAD I have it

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10 years of the goat

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Look I’m not gonna say Canada’s perfect, it really isn’t, but it’s my fucking country and that orange cumstain can pry it out of my cold dead hands

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lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"

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This site not having bookmarks is so annoying

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The poker dealer looking at me when i hit him with the 12 of a kind:

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"I have people come up to me all the time and ask me about Frankenstein. He picked a little girl a flower. I mean, he strangled her after he gave it to her but, still, you know, he picked her a flower. And I think that-that's the way I feel about myself..." #Survivor #SurvivorPhilippines

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If you chew on his bald head he makes a squeaky toy sound. A lot of people don’t realize this

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this npc interaction in sun and moon is crazy

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youtube.com/clip/Ugkxqqi...

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this is magolor and taranza to me

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I can't believe technology has advanced enough that Russell Hantz has the ability to split himself into two people #SurvivorAU

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This Asher tired!!!

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Donnie is like a puppy except instead of shitting on the carpet he makes cursed skeets

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Gonna prank The Monstrous Turnabout when it gets interesting

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Get a fat dip of that guac

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Dropped a perc on the floor, my cat ate it and was neurotypical for 6-8 business days

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

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bitches love me for my ceaseless optimism

That new season feeling. Survivor 48 starts tonight! #Survivor #Survivor48

Have you heard the Survivor tribe names? It's Tubu. It's literally Hebe. It's Pudi. It's literally Dipi. You can probably see that it's Wino. Dude it's Gumy. It was originally Fibo. It's Poob. It's a tribe called Poob. You can go to Poob tribe and watch them play.

"I don't know if they knew I was throwing it but I could care less because we need to start getting rid of some of the snakes in our tribe. So, um, basically I'm a badass, and a manipulator of this game. (laughs)" #Survivor #SurvivorSanJuanDelSur

when youre a kid and you find out a million is a number youre like hoooooly shit

Crankin it upside down in the back of a chevrolet silverado zr2 while its in neutral and the rope sends it barreling forward into lake michigan. I roll out the side and swim all the way to its namesake. Welcome to thumb world motherfucker

Gonna start thinking through every word I say like Im Light Yagami from Death Note

They hate me for my wizard yaoi

jeff sitting in his little fijian mansion w home gym watching the results pour in that we want rosie o’donnell to host 50

the fans are somehow gonna vote for jeff to say “come on in, guys!” again

my unwokest opinion is that i just don’t like korra. on a personal level, and i don’t like her show. just a failure in every sense following atla

The Amazing Race season 5 is in the top 3 best seasons of reality tv - ever.

its ok to leave a waddle dee in a hot car

Oh my god it’s so hard constantly travelling all over the world when will the working class down in the mines realize how BAD I have it

10 years of the goat

Look I’m not gonna say Canada’s perfect, it really isn’t, but it’s my fucking country and that orange cumstain can pry it out of my cold dead hands

lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"

This site not having bookmarks is so annoying

The poker dealer looking at me when i hit him with the 12 of a kind:

"I have people come up to me all the time and ask me about Frankenstein. He picked a little girl a flower. I mean, he strangled her after he gave it to her but, still, you know, he picked her a flower. And I think that-that's the way I feel about myself..." #Survivor #SurvivorPhilippines

If you chew on his bald head he makes a squeaky toy sound. A lot of people don’t realize this

this npc interaction in sun and moon is crazy

youtube.com/clip/Ugkxqqi...

this is magolor and taranza to me

I can't believe technology has advanced enough that Russell Hantz has the ability to split himself into two people #SurvivorAU

This Asher tired!!!

Donnie is like a puppy except instead of shitting on the carpet he makes cursed skeets

Gonna prank The Monstrous Turnabout when it gets interesting

Get a fat dip of that guac

Dropped a perc on the floor, my cat ate it and was neurotypical for 6-8 business days

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

If you refer to something nsfw as “spicy” I don’t like you

okay we've officially been in fiji too long 😭