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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

am i dead? in a coma? or have i traveled back in time

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

if some doge asshole asks you what you did last week i'm pretty sure the only correct answer is "your mom"

Let me take this format for a spin

Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now. So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof! 1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing. 2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.

Avatar: The Last Airbender creators Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko announced Avatar: Seven Havens. A 26-episode, 2D animated series following a young Earthbender who is the next Avatar following Avatar Korra. bit.ly/4hLkBnv

🧵Who is opposing the Trump administration? I analysed 76 actions of the administration since inauguration and then searched for *meaningful* opposition to each. I grouped the types of opposition and considered what we can learn from both them & actions where opposition has been lacking 1/24

We have reached North Korean levels of sycophantry. From NY-24’s Claudia Tenney 👇 tenney.house.gov/media/press-...

something you learn writing SOCIAL HORROR of any kind is there is just a huge portion of buckaroos who will always think the political things being reflected in art are not real or overblown, and theyre almost always wrong. i believe love wins out, but there ARE scoundrels to battle on our way there

I started talking about our life under competitive authoritarianism c.2017. Lots of folks on the Hellsite told me I was hysterically exaggerating. I’m appalled we’re here. But I’m glad to see the founding experts on competitive authoritarianism clearly explaining exactly where we are in 🇺🇸 in 2025.

v proud to live in a city with a building offering this crucial service, unique in the world

Our totally PC discussion: …Dymphna (saint of mental illness) is “pleasantly nutty” … … Joan of Arc had K cups? www.catholiccoffee.com Eventually, we’ll actually play D&D…. Maybe…

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY This is a very important message you should share with the people in your life that may be hitting the streets to protest: never talk to the police! WATCH:

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

lol how about the worst person with your first *and* last name 😂😭

me, reading all of you on bluesky: the american experiment is over. we know not what hell we enter over the coming years me, writing an email: Hi! I hope this finds you well.

i don't want to hear shit from a politician unless it's plans to construct and operate a guillotine on the white house lawn

Not expecting an earthquake this morning....

@whipkclark.bsky.social

she's just giving away the genius DM tips for free

stairway: to heaven❌ highway: to hell❌ midnight train: goes anywhere✔️ FACT: trains are the superior transport option

compelling advice for anyone currently working at meta, by @rusty.todayintabs.com

A primer on the two biggest issue facing Canadians

THE BEACONS ARE LIT.

As we start the new year, I would like to remind everyone that it is now almost 120 years since the US decided consumer protection - by which I mean regulation - mattered. Given the upcoming presidential inauguration, let's talk about how that happened - and why it's so important. (A thread)

I'm always hearing about how bad media literacy has gotten. It can't be that bad. And certainly they aren't talking about me! My media literacy is top notch! *proceeds to mostly only watch movies while getting drunk with hot girls* I have no idea what happens in any movie.

emailing me to tell me personally that the democrats are bitchmade and love to lose. i would literally have respected them more if they asked for $20 for some vodka and cigarettes

Omg I should not skeet while drunk

Question that comes up while drinking: how bad does someone have to be to not hold their hair while they throw up?

New idea: escape room where part of getting out involves throwing axes at a TV