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tense.gay
Long haired queer dude. Software dork. Horse on the internet. Damn near 40. This is now a SFW account. Yay!
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submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Boys night (Commission, fanart for @batshaped.bsky.social )

submitted 56 days ago • 8 comments

Finally got a bidet. It’s as nice as everyone says it is.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

🤘METAL 👅 MODE🤘 Aggretsuko pfp for @/UsagiLugia on twitter, a repeat customer with KILLER ☠️ TASTE 👅 [Originally posted August 2, 2022]

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Get a pet that looks at you the way Murphy looks at me when he’s concerned the video game dog hurt me.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Murphy does not like when I fight the wolves.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Might help, too. It seems like the successful mentors I’ve had in my career have simply come to terms with just letting companies pay you to smile and nod while you quietly and futilely try to save them from themselves.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever read something so outlandishly and confidently stupid that it made you think, “fuck, I need therapy”?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen a lot of code bases. Seen a lot of stupid shit. A *lot* of stupid shit from people who should know better. But I don’t think anything will ever top the HAL documentation that is just an essay describing how our HAL is, actually, the opposite of a HAL.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a kind of software developer that never got on board with TDD/BDD because their designs aren’t testable, which can only mean testing is a flawed concept.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’m seeing a lot of “I could take or leave the fascism, but this artificial intelligence thing is a step too far” that has me confused and frightened over people’s priorities.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

submitted 11 days ago • 47 comments

@batshaped.bsky.social get sprited BITCH One of these days I'll commission you like I said I would... in the meantime, I'm really enjoying what you're making!

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

I always struggled with relating to Achilles in this arc, but this strip made me imagine “what if a cool indie girl treated me literally like this” and I realized if this happened to me I’d be chill about anything else about my universe collapsing.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

GOD I LOVE BEING GAY

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

What is the best bar trivia name, and why is it

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve got beer!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments