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Told my husband that I was the prettiest girl at Walmart today and he replied “No offense sweetie, but I’ve been the prettiest girl at Walmart”

🦋💙🦋 Hell yeah! 😂

Are there absolutely no foot guys who use alt text on this website Luigi is showing ANKLE and all the alt text is just "Luigi handcuff foot" and not "his ankles are as delicate and refined as his eyelashes are lush"

I just got an emailed petition and this one I signed. www.change.org/p/urge-amazo...

her: you should grow a goatee! autocorrect:

Harper endorsed Carney as finance minister in 2012; he DID NOT want Pierre Poilievre for anything other than 'minister of state for Democratic Reform'. Impressive on both accounts

Wild how no one seems to care what the monitor lizards are monitoring — or who hired them to do it in the first place

The next PM of Canada Calls out PP. Entire video: vm.tiktok.com/ZMkWBw83T/

🔊Sound on (to get the joke) This sums up my feelings. #WhatTheHell #onstorm

youtube.com/shorts/k8x8U...

If you don't understand why your gay and trans friends are scared right now... You don't have gay friends... you may know gay or trans people, but you're no friend to them.

5 former prime ministers say fly the maple leaf on Saturday to stand up to the felon #CanadaFlagDay #February15 #Canada #cdnpoli #NationalPride #IAmCanadian 🍁🍁 This weekend marks 60 years since the flag was first raised on Parliament Hill www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Pierre Poilievre did his cosplay video yesterday in the Arctic. He called for more investments in the north. Harper regime that he was part of pushed to close Canada’s world renowned research centre. Hypocrite. www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1171728

people who wear plaid pants really know how to keep their asses in check

Canadian Ballet

ICYMI, my @xtramagazine.com column: Trump’s anti-trans attacks will embolden Poilievre #canqueer #cdnpoli

Mark Carney on Pierre Poilievre: "He's scared"

And as it turned out, Canada was never broken; Pierre Poilievre was. The End.🕊️

This is 🇨🇦Canadian🍁Yukon cool...

No, Mr. Poilievre. #cdnpoli #peipoli

This 👇🏼🦋

Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X. Everybody dies.

Good explanation of the big costs of a US tariff on US consumers---and the bulk of PK's analysis looks at the impact *before* the imposition of countermeasures. Important point: the self-own of the US tariff on US consumers is WAY bigger than the impact of our countermeasures.

HAHAHA OMG the ending with Loblaws!! This Hour Has 22 Minutes Chris Wilson & Mark Critch youtu.be/oYUI4hu950w?...

Heard that private prison construction is going to soar in response to the need for migrant camps and for some reason it reminded me that one pound of sugar will ruin two tons of mixing concrete. Weird association and probably means nothing to nobody.

i bet a lot more people would eat beans if they came in a glass potion bottle

They say: Italy (📷 @cleporati ) 👊

*walks into bedroom* *sees you on your phone, laptop open, with the TV and PS5 on* *leaves you to your own devices*

If a product is made in Canada not all companies are Canadian owned. However they would not be affected by tariffs. Canadian made means Canadian jobs. We don’t want to mess with that. Look for labels that say made in Canada.

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

One minute you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re listening to Nirvana on an oldies station.

From time to time, I bring you views about what’s happening in the United States from writers and journalists in other countries. This piece is from a columnist in Canada. Read it and let me know your thoughts.

This is how our Prime Minster greets people. We are so going to miss you! #cdnpoli #peipoli

“The decision will leave Canso without any financial institution, transferring local accounts to the nearest BMO location in New Glasgow, about 140 kilometres away.”

‼️winter reminder‼️

You are the reason your Mom stopped wearing sexy panties.

me: starts falling asleep bladder: excuse me… me: starts falling asleep again bladder: im still awake me: starts falling asleep aga— bladder: BITCH, DID I STUTTER?