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THEY HAVE DEPORTED A TWO YEAR OLD CHILD BIRTHRIGHT CITIZEN This is why I have no patience anymore for people playing games with this stuff.

Where do I even start with this one? 😅 Thriller, Scream, Smooth Criminal, They Don’t Really Care About Us, The Way You Make Me Feel, Remember The Time, Blood On The Dance Floor, Human Nature, You Are Not Alone, Leave Me Alone, Dangerous

If the Biden administration had started arresting judges, Republicans would have lost their fucking minds.

States need to return the favor. Arrest ICE agents for kidnapping under state law. It’s time to run the northern abolitionist playbook.

I Wanna Dance With Somebody is a 🏳️‍🌈 requirement. Runner up is It’s Not Right But It’s Okay

Democratic members of Congress should probably be made to understand that unless they throw everything they have at this, they are next.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

We can do both. Navy Yard and Buzzard Point are prime examples. The RFK site can support both a stadium AND housing. Tired of this either-or narrative. We can do both.

Government officials were quietly developing a plan to bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia before Trump appointees muscled their way in and halted it, per the Atlantic: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

TODAY IS THE DAY.

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

This “$5,000 to have a kid” is gonna become this year’s “he’s gonna give us another $1,200 stimulus check” isn’t it

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while: t.co/lg46ijHLDF

Not enough talk about him today.

Goddamn it. This is a great example of how the “liberal” media ecosystem fails. Our rich guys don’t spend the money wisely.

So he’s admitting to being one of the last people to see the Pope alive? Because that’s how you get charged…I’ve seen Law & Order

*Of course* advance information on US combat operations is classified. Pretending otherwise is an insult to our troops, who all know this. The Secretary is unfit to lead.

People saying the dumbest things like this are always hired as executives and leaders and yet here I am with more knowledge in half of one of my brain cells but somehow can’t get a job paying a quarter of what he makes. This country is TRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHH

I am done building my character. I have enough character. No more suffering please. I would like to enjoy my character now.

hell isn’t hot enough

Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.

The argument in the text is they can’t accomplish their policy goal while following due process (and therefore the standards should flex). That’s a general purpose argument for fascism, not one specific to immigration.

BREAKING: The United States

Reskeet with your male athlete crush choosing just one Caps player is tough, but Braden Holtby is hot, talented, and an ally. we stan forever

The theories advanced by the current FBI Director have led to this. Unlike student speech at Columbia University.

"To that end, I have twenty questions for Mr. Rubio, and I encourage all reporters covering him and the State Department to be candid in seeking clarification on what constitutes 'anti-Christian bias' under his new policy..." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/questions-...

If your car has any form of a “Thin Blue Line” sticker or decal on it, please know that I’m thinking long and hard about slashing three of your tires and keying your shit right there.

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

BRING BACK DEI. PLANES WEREN’T CRASHING LIKE THIS WHEN WE HAD DEI AND A GAY TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY.

How dare you wear a MAGA hat to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for the Changing of the Guard. Fucking detestable.

"I didn't vote for this"

calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious

I just wanna know which stocks to buy during this crash so that when it’s over I can make thousands and millions of dollars like half of Congress and every billionaire will.

ChatGPT ass presidency

Wealth whispers, and I’m screaming.

Cory Booker has just broken Strom Thurmond's record for longest Senate filibuster ever, which stood for 68 years. Thurmond set it objecting to the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Booker set it arguing against authoritarianism. May Strom's name be forgotten and his memory erased.

COME THRU @corybooker.com @booker.senate.gov

Don’t you love how Strom Thurmond must be turning in his grave right now. The longest filibuster was the one he gave arguing against civil rights, and now the record is broken by a Black United States Senator who not only has those civil rights but is fighting to protect them from a tyrant.

If you’re a journalist or lawmaker still planning to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner after WHCA cancelled Amber Ruffin to placate a petty tyrant, you need to dig deep and ask yourself why you’re really still going because it sure as hell isn’t to celebrate the First Amendment.

Overbooking should be illegal everywhere. Hotels and airlines selling more of their product than they can provide is immoral. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...

american politics is being in a car pointed toward a cliff having to choose the "slam on the accelerator" party or the "ease on the accelerator" party and if you mention brakes or steering away from the cliff everybody loses their god damn mind at you

bring us your poor, your tired, and your huddled masses so we can stuff them in an unmarked van and ship them to a slave labor camp in an undisclosed location

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone theonion.com/pete-he...

NIH has rescinded its scientific integrity policy. Hard to see this as anything other than clearing the way for shoddy research on things like vaccines. Regardless of the rationale, it's bad news for public health. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...