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πŸ“ATL TX Boy - Morehouse Man - Boss - Gym Rat - Sugar Cookie Junkie
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Imagine working for me, doing a shitty job since Day 1...then asking for a recommendation letter after I've had to find a replacement. Boy. Fuck. Yeeewwww.

Today is going to be a good day. πŸ™πŸΎπŸ’ͺ🏾

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People are so…fucking stupid

That feeling when you KNOW you're about to get some good sleep >>>>

I missed my cardio session for tonight. I'll be back in that bitch in the morning.

Downside of owning guard dogs: cleaning up after they cause a bloodbath from anything that tries to get in the yard. πŸ₯΄

I know I'm looking at the wrong feed when shit makes zero fucking sense & every other word is misspelled.

Being a business owner is crazy because one moment I'm losing my shit over dumb drivers & payroll and the next I'm scheduling a midday piano lesson for myself. Calendar just random AF.

This morning's gym sesh was brutal. Idk how I'm going to make it thru the day.

We're sitting here talking about hoes & I think we're describing me! Am I the hoe? Is the whore among us?! I'm going to bed because I can't decide if I'm offended. I'll unpack it later.

In the gym with Mom tonight & random dude is trying to force a conversation. She FINALLY came to my rescue...

This rain is setting me up for theee best midday nap...

If I sit up & put on my glasses that means I'm really about to figure out Blue's Clues in this bitch.

It's a new day. Let's make the best of it. πŸ’ͺ🏾

Wait, my bedtime is 8pm. Why TF am I awake after midnight? I'm trippin.

Ari in the studio with JD???

Dude won $100k on a coon hunt!? Let me get my hands on a good dog.

I love your shoes. Are those Payless? πŸ₯΄

"I know why the caged bird sings too...because it wants to out-do me. But it won't. It won't!"

All these years later and I still watch Got2BReal on YouTube. 🀭🀣

Idk how ppl sleep ALL day. If I tried that shit I'd wake up tired. I have street-feet...I gotta keep moving.

And like ole girl said, you cigarette smokers smell fucking horrible! (She didn't say it exactly like that tho 🀭)

I said I was going to talk less shit this year but I've been doing the opposite.

Going to the store late at night right before they close is some real big-back shit...but bring me back some cookies & a lil box of zebra cakes.

Well damn ...

How early is too early to go to bed? Because I'm ready right damn now!

My latest efforts to harass my Dad: I've renamed his dogs. Since I've been here they've learned to answer to the new names I've given them. I don't have "Daddy Issues"...I'm my Daddy's biggest issue. 🀭🀣

It's 9:57 & I know for certain I can finish typing this skeet and be asleep by 10. It's crazy seeing folks complain about not being able to fall asleep. Ok bye. ✌🏾

There's a comfort in knowing I'm not the only one dealing with relationship drama. I'm single tho...but you know what I'm saying. πŸ₯΄

Can't even say "Good Morning" with confidence anymore because... is the morning good? TBD #BlackSkyOver30

Am I the only one who sees that bot on the skyline asking to be added to #BlackSky & #BlackSkyOver30 ??

πŸ—£οΈYOU SHOULDA NEVER CALLED ME A FAT ASS KELLY PRICE!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Trying to convince my Big Sis to spend Spring in ATL with me. She's too pretty for Tallahassee.

It's a new day...

It's expected to be 20Β° colder tomorrow than it was today. Wtf Mother Nature!?

Over the past few months I've turned my 60yo Mom into a lil gym head. She has gym 'fits & everything...even knows her way around the machines. And she's consistent. I'm like a proud parent...of my parent. Dad is gaining every pound she's lost. Fat fucker. πŸ₯΄

This bedroom holds so much heat. Idk what the builder used for insulation but goddamn...I have to escort the heat out of the door otherwise it won't leave.

Made it to the gym too quickly after eating a heavy breakfast. Let's hope my stomach doesn't shift into Reverse.

"A nasty, vile, guttersnipe...right up out the 'hood"

Overstimulation is real. Get somewhere & be quiet for awhile so you can calm down. πŸ™πŸΎ

Wtf is going on with these planes!?

Good Morning World. Wake UP!

I took a quick nap & woke to a sore ankle. Where the hell did I go in my sleep!? #BlackSkyOver30

The way this shit hit home for me... Let me grab my things because I'm joining too!

Max the Maverick πŸ’ͺ🏾