teskeract.bsky.social
cool british queer trans girl who can probably help you with whatever it is you need help with || she/her/whatever is required for the joke, and titles mrs or reverend are my legal ones || <333
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I love this one, it’s from one of my favourite albums
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Oooh, I might message you about this at some point, thank you!!
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I say “jif”
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is this a new halo game
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Obama in a world where Bin Laden was a woman:
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If it weren’t way too late I would be furiously googling Giraffe related words and U2 Songs and making a pun
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giraffe you too
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you would make a good giraffe paralegal; you’d stick your neck out for your clients
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Nor is Sage of Hours what the hell
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if you want to hire me as your personal chef and I get bed and board I’m so down
also yes
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I meant unfunny but I owned myself
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how many of the last ten jokes I made are funny? agreed
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grant me the serenity to accept the needs I shall not meet
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new pinned post please
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you have; this is the opposite end of the gringlesnitch snorgleblaster spectrum
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this might actually be my least favourite thing you’ve ever said
keep em coming
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I’m not even American but grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast are great, and various fancy “bread plus things” for breakfast is one of my specialties, food-wise.
“I can’t wait to make you breakfast” is definitely a line I need to bank for future use on people, too.
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I want to transmit “I’m not superior to you but you should be worried that I might be”, which is pretty close & I think I manage that
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yeah, wrong continent, wrong land mass; I’ll break out eventually though, it’s only a matter of time
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oh yeah it’s like *my genre* if anything is; I had apes (of “the state” fame) tickets for a gig in London during May but was too sick to attend it and it might be my biggest regret this year