teslacs.bsky.social
Not really Tesla customer service. This is a parody account.
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Have you not seen our low interest rates? Who doesn’t love selling our democracy for 1.99% on a new model Y. Want to get dirty looks and potentially injure yourself on its angular design? Come on down and buy the truck that subsidized space X Rocket steel.
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Lies. Here’s tangible proof we are going FSD taxis this year.
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Reliable software means testing your reflexes. Not sure what all the fuss is about
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It’s cool we still get to sling clean air credits to make our ends meet. It was worth it to own the libs. Seig he… oops I mean our hear goes out to you.
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We don’t know what you’re talking about. www.jalopnik.com/1810328/coll...
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But have you tried the view from the inside. www.jalopnik.com/1810328/coll...
Xoxo, you’re favorite TO
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Come own the libs by funding the end of democracy. Buy a Tesla today
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We look forward to seeing everyone. Come buy a Tesla and kill democracy.
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We hope you love the new red it goes well with a Nazi salute
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Tesla, the only car that comes comes with fascism as a standard option.