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new bumper stickers :3

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Blessing of the Ruins

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

oomfs

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

we cannot message a single person anything ever without worrying that they secretly hate us tbh

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

horror is a lot more fun as a genre when you can point at any given monster and say "i know at least 3 people who would want to fuck that"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"do you really believe all the weird stuff you say about yourself" uh I dunno human do you 'really believe' you're 50-60% water

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

The kobolds want cardboard tubes to bonk each other with

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

🐐 [me, to myself]: what did we eat for dinner? ❄️ [from headspace]: it was like a broccoli bowl thing 🐐: elaborate please? ❄️: yeah you know, with broccoli and noodles and cheese and breadcrumbs. gluten free. it was really good trust me 🐐: can i get the name of the dish? ❄️: idr lol 🐐: ofc not 🙄😮‍💨

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

imo it's almost more useful to pretend to be a videogame NPC: "ah well, time to run through my programmed routine again and say the same 5 voice lines to anyone who triggers them in my daily life of attempting to act like a real person and questioning if any of this is real or in any way matters"

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

kobold with xz chromosomes. no explanation how it's possible or the consequences of it and the kobold's gender identity is beyond mortal comprehension and yet the kobold yips no different from any other

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

its getting hot out and i hate it i miss winter and i MEAN IT #art #sketch #rambling

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

a kobold excitedly shows you a box of hand picked strawberries they grew “how did you grow those without a sun? this cave is lit by lanterns,” you ask the kobold says “the cave sun!” and scurries away, satisfied at giving a lengthy explanation you are even more confused than you were previously

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

a kobold looks at you through a window. their nose is pressed up against the glass

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

Happy pride from the kobolds and I! 🌈 (Art by @nicopossum.bsky.social)

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Nap time 💤 #kobolds

submitted 511 days ago • 3 comments

spoiled kobold who’s whimpering and whining because she has to run errands and can’t nap in her comfy bed nest all day

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

autism

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

kobolds can have the coins lost between the sofa cushions as a little treat

submitted 31 days ago • 9 comments

they’re in a big barrel full of liquid sloshing around! oh no! (the liquid is booze and they are absolutely plastered)

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

New drawing! Never leave your kobolds at the laundromat unattended! 😅

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

tieflings 😈✨

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Aimless wandering….

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Kobold is not feeling it

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

kobold nudging you with her ice cold snoot at 5 in the morning because she wants breakfast: yip :}

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

More exercising on tablet! And more kobold-related doodles, because why not.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Some stupid new doodle of kobold. Nothing worse will happen today!

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

five foot tall overly excitable and energetic doll unexpectedly really heavy because it's made of fucking porcelain and brass

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment