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honestly disappointed in myself for long it took me to put together that jacob wysocki is “my boy justin” in pitch perfect

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

then the axolotl said a mean word *FUCK*

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Everything is so awful. Am I going to lose my healthcare? Should I be leaving the country? The microplastic spoon in my brain: Be still, my child. Be calm. Send another email. Drink a Diet Coke. Watch The White Lotus Sundays at 9.

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

it’s kinda like a light went off and now you’re dead set on giving me up

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

am i overreacting or is it weird/lazy that the FMC in this book is named brooke, and one of the MMC has the last name “brooks” because i find it super annoying lol

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

you can’t hurt me, i’m married to an emotionally withholding alcoholic

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, Let's do this! Name: catherine Pronouns: she/her Height: 5'1” Sexuality: 🩷💜💙 Sign: taurus Piercings/tats: 5 piercings, 3 tattoos so far Color: pink Drink: diet coke or diet dr pepper, with or without rum Food: burgers probs Animal: elephants

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i turn 33 this year which is sort of a nothing year but i’m also a Birthday Person so i want to do something

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

i saw a video of a content creator talking herself out of a panic attack, which is great, lots of people need that except she was DRIVING HER CAR so the panic attack started while driving and your first thought was “film this” and not PULL THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD????

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

very mrs. howard coded

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

today i learned happier than ever by kelly clarkson is actually by billie eilish 😭

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

update: still annoyed by my dancing, but she has started requesting to hear this song, and we watched the kelly clarkson cover like 10 times last night

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

day one of convincing my 4.5 year old to be a pink pony girl she’s mildly interested but mostly annoyed by my dancing

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i mopped my floors this morning and you can’t even fucking tell, cleaning is such a joke

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 23 days ago • 1244 comments

i’m such a bad mom 😭

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

my daughter can count basically to 30 but she always skips 16 and it’s honestly so funny

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

and now it is officially baseball season!!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

it’s quite obvious that this is a) a joke and b) commentary about men complaining that she ruins football, right? because i got this comment from a girl i used to work with and i want to make sure she’s the one missing the plot and not me?

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

that aubrey plaza commercial made me so sadddd thinking about what happened to her husband

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

we’re 17 real life minutes / 4 football minutes into the game and no taylor swift, this is not what i was promised based on the whining of old white men

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

“And the hens saw the farmer’s new Tesla and said, 'Our eggs paid for that? This coop is now a coup!'" (Psalm 91:4)

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

now that i’m not having another baby, i need someone to use my 1st birthday idea - boogie onederland (disco vibes)

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

submitted 28 days ago • 761 comments

my four year old is saying skibbidi toilet and i want to kms

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submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i’m really struggling and i don’t know what to do about it

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

do you ever realize something devastating and know you should probably do something about it but that something will probably hurt

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

It’s only Wednesday…

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

It’s only Wednesday. WTF.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

today is my seventh anniversary at work and that makes me feel old and also like i need to make a major change lol

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

a thousand people i could be for you, and you hate the fucking lot

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

whatever happened to local bachelorette parties where you just go out for a night close to the wedding? why does everything have to be a long weekend out of state? IN THIS ECONOMY 😭😭

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

one of my best friends from high school was always obsessed with lady gaga and we’ve mostly fallen out of touch but still see insta posts and things and he still loves her and that makes me happy

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

he wrote mine on her upper thigh holy 🥵

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments