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“We have met the enemy and he is us.” Pogo…Walt Kelly Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…
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WIFE: This chowder is beautifully creamy, the briney flavours complimented by the celery and onion, with the apple cider rum a perfect accompaniment. CHEF: Thank you. ME: *putting a cocktail sword in a mussel* Look Sharon. A clamurai.

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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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BREAKING: Canada defeats the USA to take home the #4Nations  Championship 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Canadian PM Justin Trudeau tweeted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.”

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Here is a nice mushroom

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Alexa have you seen the rest of my acid? Lava Lamp:

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know there knot

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Theory: Everyone died on the SS Minnow except Gilligan, who washed up on shore. The tv show depicted his hallucinations after he contracted malaria and slowly dehydrated.

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When you’re sitting in the McCuck chair and all you can do is Grimace with a McFlurry of emotions

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ME: help i’m turning invisible ER DOC: take him to the ICU

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Nasa being told to take down those fake "blue marble" images and post true pics of Earth

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me: i didn't get the job wife: why not? me: something about my eyesight wife: what EXACTLY did they say? me: that i needed “adult supervision”

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I’ve never been on a long sea voyage but I have listened to the song Brandy approximately 7000 times so it’s a wash

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have you ever been behind a driver who was so amazingly bad that you’re like “i gotta get a look at this person”

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Thierry Duval. French Watercolours artist. Stunning.

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The line hadn’t moved in 20 minutes, and Frank was starting to get pissed.

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Kid: Daddy who was Sherlock Holmes' assistant? Me: Watson Him: Who was Sherlock Holmes' assistant? Me: Watson Him: Who was Sherlock Holmes' assistant? Wife: *leaves

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I accomplished the top goal on my to-do list today and now I feel like I’m capable of anything: 1. Get new socks. 2. Sleep

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Vin Diesel's full name is 1GNCS18Z3M0115561

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Here is a nice mushroom

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New FDA guidelines state that food packaging and labeling no longer has to show ingredients or amounts and can just say "Yummy!"

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‘Washing Day’ 1934 Dorothy CP Ward Tavistock Devon

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Why is it called a fake laugh and not a ‘faux ha’

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“What do you think?” “Your plugs are baaaaad.”

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"God is dead" - Nietzsche "What time is the reading of the will" - the meek, probably

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Paul Gustav Fischer Danish (1860.1934) The streets of Copenhagen were his favourite to paint thanks for looking. Back later. Helen😊🌷🐝

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This is the way… “The elected officials in Washington have to stop protesting in Washington. They have to go back to their districts…show the consequences…show the school that isn’t operating…they have to make it real.” With social media, word will spread to neighboring districts—even red ones.

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hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

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