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Those two really said “if we scream over him we can muscle him” lmao. What a joke.

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Still gettin down on Friday

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Stoned and eating St Patrick’s Day edition Lucky Charms that turn your milk green

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Not photoshopped cawk!

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Holding myself back from making a construction joke about erections

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Wednesday...

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Physically drained today

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Coming back from PTO to a raise, I’ll take it.

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Time to trek home

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Guys, I’m sorry for being chaotic the last couple of days. We’re back to being depressed Tuesday! I promise 🫶🫶

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Ignore my WALMART camo crocs

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Need someone to rub my belly

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It’s Sunday.

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Okay, who’s putting the aloe on me?

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When I was a kid I always fantasized that the moons glow could cure my sunburn. Still fantasizing about that to this day.

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Bloomfs I’m BURNT. My spf 50, applied liberally and often, did not save me.

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Someone walked in on me

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Sorry for much yap, tequila is my kryptonite

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this apocalypse needs a soundtrack

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I’m on hot dad patrol 👮‍♂️

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“10/10. No notes. Left no crumbs. She ate that.”

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….walk a mile in these louboutins

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What trouble should I get into today

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When you see your own post on the discover tab and JUMP

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Wish I were better at disco naps

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