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Dutchess 🇨🇦 Smarmy Facetious Give me double entendres
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I can’t deal Not cards Not life Nothin’

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I don’t want to do anything today but fall into you & stay there

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When I was pregnant with my youngest I became the caregiver to our nephew who was barely 1, because his parents chose drugs & OD’d in his presence. Eventually I gathered my husband, their mom & dad & we drove to my b.i.l with a pizza under the guise of visiting & held an intervention.

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Can’t look at FB Market Place without getting angry over all the AirStreams that have been gutted & not restored. Fucking MORONS

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There will always be a flame for you in my soul.

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building a blanket fort to withstand the end of the world

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No one asked me if I’d be ok with kids taking every blanket we own outside where it’s cold, wet & muddy so I can spend all day washing them. Have kids they said, it’ll be fun…was a lie

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I don’t remember agreeing to a 3 kid sleepover tonight but here I am. Hosting again

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Not skipping leg day helped me take apart pool stairs that were stuck using my quads and for that I am thankful

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Robins love Blueberries so I make sure when I buy the little deli packed fruit & veggie snack trays that I pick one that comes with them.

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It’s a good day to do some yardwork a.k.a eating grapes, strawberries, carrots, & tuna with mayo & diced dill pickles, drinking an energy drink while sitting outside waiting for the energy to kick in. Watching chipmunks steal the bird suet

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I was digging a semi truck tire rim out of my yard when… Which is true? A. A groundhog came roaming threw my yard B. A bird shit on my left hand C. I discovered the access points to a chipmunk tunnel system then got distracted figuring out

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Every single one of life’s problems can be solved by fleeing into the woods.

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I just saw my Russian Uber drivers name. It’s Pekup Andropov

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Hey, fellas, try not to put the ick in dick today. (inspirational)

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Try to focus on the positive, you stupid motherfucker.

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I don’t go to trivia nights anymore because my team captain cheated & I called him out. He said I can come back when I apologize because “he cheats but didn’t that time specifically”. Instead, I’m building a new team.

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A couple of my pals could use some good vibes so I sent them all the vibrators I won at trivia nights

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when the sign said “do not touch” I felt that

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The thing about me is, if I get food poisoning from the fish, I’m gonna wake up feeling drunk & nauseated

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the feminine urge to fall to pieces in safe arms

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If I ever say I’m getting fish again, shoot me. Get it over with

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The only music I’ll listen to that Diddy touched are the tunes belonging to artists I believe he murdered

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I don’t hit send on the really messy posts anymore. I screenshot them and delete the post… in case I still wanna post it later

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My only advice is, never marry a man whose name rhymes with your own

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I change the channel when I want to, I knew adulthood had its rewards. Sad it’s only this one thing.

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Convos I have with myself 🤝 Skeets

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I looked at a pile of dirt & he asked what I was doing, your honour. Like, duh. I was looking at the hole wondering what to fill it with.

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