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Hit play… I’m sensing a theme

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I'm against my better judgement.

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I don't like to hate I am not a hater But gee wizz i can loathe

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you can pry the Oxford comma and my excessive use of em-dashes from my cold, dead hands

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Someone posted a pic of Costco TP and all I can think is “enjoy your yeast infection”

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having pre-flare up symptoms so I’m on a liquid diet again today. Don’t make eye contact with me & you’ll make it through the day

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Why would a man who doesn’t like camping tell a woman he likes camping? Because he’s fishing not camping. He’s trying to make her think he likes the same things so he can hook her

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Someone said: A man without peace will try to take yours A man without money, will try to take yours A man without confidence will try to take yours Can confirm.

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Long live ye old work merch.

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I’m never sure if I’m having a good day until it’s over

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Walking in the woods is a natural antidepressant.

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Can’t make friends with salad?

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It’s spider season

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Can someone write on the whiteboard to show Magats the breakdown of how much money Trump & Musk have and where those gains accumulated from.

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How fucking boring was the guy who coined "cool as a cucumber" like WTF???

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I hope you can appreciate how hard it is for me to refrain from being me…

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Music is playin with me today

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My city is still doing clean up from the ice storms in March/April. They’re taking it too fucking far. They came & cut down a tree that didn’t sustain any storm damage that was strong af. It was a beautiful birch tree that gave the bay window shade & was home to birds. Now it’s a fucking stump 😖

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I might have a lil crush on Wab Kinew. His integrity is sexy & always showing

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Getting a new anti-slip mat for the tub was a great idea. Too bad they all smell like a plastic factory

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with all that's going on outside, I thought you might like to join me, in this laundry pile fort I made

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Drinking a coffee on the patio, amongst the wildlife

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,,,,, ,,,, ,, , ,,,,,,,,, *Heavy breathing

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Commas, because I want you to breathe when I do.

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Am I the only one who is slowly compiling a.. no, correction, who’s quickly compiling a list of words I’d like Donald Trump, KKKaroline & maybe Elon (fuck I’ve got a list of ppl too) OK so I’ve accumulated a list of words that I would like a list of people to say

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I am too damn old to be just figuring out how to let people love me, because I believed the wrong ones when they said they did.

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Remember, kids.

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Wallet chains, like backwards baseball caps, or wrap around sunglasses on the back of the head, are there help you quickly weed out the douchebags in the pack.

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I kept my hair short for the most part growing up because, Men. I let it grow out when my abuser died, I was 35. Ever since I’ve been trying to figure out how to best take care of it. I didn’t know for a long time that I have naturally curly hair.

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