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it’s tardigrade boy winter. we’re in suspended animation

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

submitted 9 days ago • 44 comments

Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

I think we need a Batcat right now.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

submitted 19 days ago • 96 comments

Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire Yellow Warbler - Minnesota #Warbler #wildlife #wildlifephotography #Photography #nature #bird #birds #Minnesota #Canon #resist

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that it was Secret Service, not ICE, going after an 11-year-old is not, in fact, better. blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/24/i...

submitted 29 days ago • 12 comments

Raccoon moodboard 🦝

submitted 67 days ago • 8 comments