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40X/Pan/Poly/She/They. A mostly existent trans-femme blogger of stuff. Wrestle rambler, old game player, Goosebumps guru and cartoon fan. What if Penny met a dinosaur? https://raidersofthebookmark.blogspot.com
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So Switch 2 will technically have two ways to play Mario Sunshine.

Nintendo Moment

Mariah will do fine in the E. Carve a good niche for her when she gets to the main roster. But I highly doubt she'll be a women's division cornerstone and I can absolutely see her ending up lost in the shuffle like Toni did.

Tribal fans about Tony Khan: "All he has is surprise debuts!" The same tribal fans about Shawn Michaels:

And a mutual follower I liked unfollowed. Not angry mind, if you felt the need to do so that's fine and I can't fully blame you.

Vinny never escaping the "secret furry" allegations

we used to be a proper country 🤼‍♂️

BRB going to try to eat my computer.

It is available on Pluto TV as a channel in Canada so for once we're not screwed over.

Oh, people will like her, but they'll never love her.

They are absolutely going to try and book Mariah's match at GAB the same time as Toni/Mercedes aren't they?

Nobody ever learns, ever. The Washington Post has some of the best reporters in the business, in particular their tech desk, and every single move like this weakens the hard work they do. Utterly stupid, the Business Idiots are out of control

Would not shock me if somehow tonight is when they debut Mariah (if she's already gone gone)

Honestly, what rubs me the wrong way about Saberspark isn't even just NSFW shit. It's that, especially in such a tumultuous period for animation, he chooses to dunk on weird ripoffs, porn, conservative propaganda, and AI slop instead of giving attention to animation that actually deserves it.

I'd cheer if this wasn't non-binding so this could easily be reversed which would suck.

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An official Slappy dummy is being released by Trick or Treat Studios and HOLY CRAP!

VIRTUAL BART SCULPTURED SOFT 1994 SNES

Spongebob in Sonic Crossworlds is honestly both random as hell and a brilliant pick.

Vinny reacts to the classic Joel-Nels clip

Doug creator Jim Jinkins and Hey Arnold! creator Craig Bartlett have finally met each other according to Bartlett’s recent Instagram IG post

Idiot teenagers with a death wish.❤️ #Animorphs turns 29 years old this month. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much for reading and for keeping this series alive. Never could have imagined this love and support when we cooked this idea up. (Next to a dumpster in Florida, incidentally.)

Don't give me hope.

Welp. I just went and bought every Shantae game on Switch. Need some stuff for the few months until I get a Switch 2 so why not.

happy pride, reminder to not gatekeep asexuals or get shitty about bi/pan people whose relationships "don't look gay enough"

Been sobbing on & off since I heard the news about Jonathan Joss. You don't understand. It's so, so rare to have an Elder in Hollywood. We have a literal handful to look to, to learn from. Redcorn is often referenced by Natives as the only authentic (& funny) characters we saw growing up on TV

Leopard Scares Vinny

Jonathon Joss, voice actor on King of the Hill, was gunned down in broad daylight by a homophobic bigot who had been harassing the couple for some time. Texas cops did nothing to protect them.

WWE is once again antlerless

Valhalla aka Sarah Logan has revealed her contract will not be renewed by WWE

This is horrifying, a blatant hate crime on top of ANOTHER hate crime, and the authorities are doing nothing. Condolences to Tristan and everybody who knew and loved Jonathan Joss.

"What we’re witnessing isn’t just administrative incompetence — it’s the systematic replacement of expertise with ideology."

The Principal & The AAA Mega Champion (btw anyone know what show the original advert aired on? I can only find compressed images of the original announcement)

If Miz is actually gone and it seems they're cutting older talent or long-tenured talent, then Natalya might be on that list too.

The fact that they managed to make the "Nancy cheats on Dale with John Redcorn and also lied about Joseph's parentage" series long plot both hilarious and actually thoughtful and not overly cruel to Dale is maybe the single most buckwild feat of writing in the whole show

Also, you know, "Joker's wild"

Loss is funny not because a miscarriage is inherently humorous, it's because Tim Buckley used his setup-talk-talk-punchline format for it. It's like if you were watching a road runner cartoon and right before Wile E ran into the painted tunnel he stopped and told the audience he had prostate cancer

TBH at this point I assume if it's a cishet white man in a position of leadership he only got the role because he's a cishet white man and didn't actually earn it

Finds. One of the main reasons why Darkwing Duck exists.