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thatvanz.bsky.social
Imma be random. That’s just me.
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I gotta stop letting people get under my skin but I REALLY wanna whoop my neighbor’s ass. I STG I would dog walk her.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Greer? That is a first name? For a girl?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Love how everyone keeps tryna convince my husband to have another kid like he’s the MF that’s gotta carry them. Can I wean her first? TF?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The number of times you can say "this isn't us" before you have to admit that "this IS you" shouldn't be this many. Indigenous genocide, slavery, Jim Crow, internment, women's rights, and Japanese internment are all things you KNOW happened but you somehow believe weren't representative of USA.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Do I have the only dog that doesn’t like walks? Wtf

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My neice’s coach yesterday after the opposing team hit 5 of 7 corner 3s in a row on the same play.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime I see someone walk out of Costco with multiple 24 packs of eggs I get pissed. Reminds me of how everyone showed their ass about toilet paper in 2020

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Is Stevia actually gross or do I just crave sugar?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I’m so sick of this timeline. Like what is 2025, man?!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Patience, God. I plead for more patience.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

This little girl cocked her leg up and farted in my face. Happy Sunday Morning to me.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I feel bad for my parents though cause my dad is at retirement age now.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I am not looking at my 401k until this nigga is under the dirt.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Not gon hold you. I hate working in the office alone. I got too many snacks at my disposal and too good of a cellular service to be productive.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I sat on my yoga mat to stretch. Of course my toddler plops down with me and decides that’s a perfect time to nurse. 🤦🏾‍♀️

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Maaaan. Juju ain’t deserve that shit.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

She asleep on her daddy’s chest for once. I may actually get uninterrupted sleep.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

USC looking a little shaky right now

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments