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the-bungler.bsky.social
artsy fartsy whore (MDNI) I'm a trans lass who was born in Feb 2004(do the math) and does stuff but mostly shitposts and I use social media as a way to document some of my wilder thoughts. 💥CW: I make stupid jokes and post sexual stuff💥
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"gonna buttfuck your pussy"

after looking for years for videos I could fall asleep to that aren't boring as fuck. i finally found out. it's moist critikal. i think it's his calm demeanor and the very simplistic editing so the screen isn't crowded with stimuli. the humor is a bonus.

i have devised an amazing plan to continue to watch stressful and intense ass shows.

Star signs are so stupid, we're all aquariums.

the Atlantic Smurf trade was a horrible violation of the rights of the Smurf population.

she pea on my nuts till I butter

He stoked his cock, it was mighty wide, and it brought a big fat tear to my minds eye. We rode... all night long.

Time is a Goblin in a hamster wheel.

EBT!?? you mean you're tryna get a cupcake?

getting tactile hallucinations of chemical burns 🥵

i wish the 1800s were the 18th century. it's stupid.

my favorites from the "album" are "look @ god" and "flat shasta"

halalamander

@groktr.bsky.social can I vape Hennessy?

"0/10 ragebait" is one of my favorite things to read.

what concerns me about the video game movies that were announced after the success of the Minecraft movie is that they might all be cash grab bullshit, they might all be meme marketed, Elden Ring and Legends of Zelda... I'm more worried about Legends of Zelda, all things considered. 🤞

Pillsbury doughboy is a capitalist fucking monster, look at his black soulless eyes, they were corrupted by greed and gluttony long ago.