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artsy fartsy whore (MDNI) I'm a trans lass who was born in Feb 2004(do the math) and does stuff but mostly shitposts and I use social media as a way to document some of my wilder thoughts. 💥CW: I make stupid jokes and post sexual stuff💥
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jell-o stocks been down ever since Bill Cosby.

do you ever wonder if humans seek companionship as an asylum from the horrors of existence that we have wrought upon ourselves?

I'm selfless but like in a dissociative way.

the rabbids walked so the minions could run.

Matpat did WHAT?!!?

I will forever have penis envy for ducks.

tap to pay is magic, we're living in the future

my Outlook on the human race is extremely not optimistic these days. not just because of what's going on these days, but also just the overall spirit of the human race already seems pretty much defeated, we'll never fly among the stars in search of life. we won't care enough. i want papa Murphy s

Excoooose uh mwah

#justice4skippy

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Welcome and Jelq em

*goes into abandoned coal mine, frame one trips and smashes flashlight, gets lost*

dates are so stressful. well the aftermath is the stressful part.

*gnawing gently on the microphone*

i love the phrase, drake and drive, cuz i wanna die every time i do it.

i don't pray much, but when i do, i pray that crabs will fall from the sky when it hails.

Jane Goodall V Joan of Arc

AITA for putting my dick in an outlet and causing the power for the house to go out?

almost 500 followers

I've never seen the Hatman and Mr Clean in the same room.