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artsy fartsy whore (MDNI) I'm a trans lass who was born in Feb 2004(do the math) and does stuff but mostly shitposts and I use social media as a way to document some of my wilder thoughts. 💥CW: I make stupid jokes and post sexual stuff💥
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tap to pay is magic, we're living in the future

my Outlook on the human race is extremely not optimistic these days. not just because of what's going on these days, but also just the overall spirit of the human race already seems pretty much defeated, we'll never fly among the stars in search of life. we won't care enough. i want papa Murphy s

Excoooose uh mwah

#justice4skippy

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Welcome and Jelq em

*goes into abandoned coal mine, frame one trips and smashes flashlight, gets lost*

dates are so stressful. well the aftermath is the stressful part.

*gnawing gently on the microphone*

i love the phrase, drake and drive, cuz i wanna die every time i do it.

i don't pray much, but when i do, i pray that crabs will fall from the sky when it hails.

Jane Goodall V Joan of Arc

AITA for putting my dick in an outlet and causing the power for the house to go out?

almost 500 followers

I've never seen the Hatman and Mr Clean in the same room.

I'm an amoebaphile

so you know how noise cancelling works??? it's like matching the frequency so it's harder to detect right??? do you think the same thing could work with color????? if you match the light frequency in the right way, it would just cancel out the color????

i think "swasticar" is like the hard r for conservatives.

HOLY SHIT THEY PUT THE THING FROM THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON IN THE SKY

"gonna buttfuck your pussy"

after looking for years for videos I could fall asleep to that aren't boring as fuck. i finally found out. it's moist critikal. i think it's his calm demeanor and the very simplistic editing so the screen isn't crowded with stimuli. the humor is a bonus.

i have devised an amazing plan to continue to watch stressful and intense ass shows.

Star signs are so stupid, we're all aquariums.

the Atlantic Smurf trade was a horrible violation of the rights of the Smurf population.

she pea on my nuts till I butter